Glee Season 1 Quotes
Mrs. Hitchens: Who do you think I am?
Sue: That's a very good question because I've forgotten both your names.
Can we be in love again?Quinn [to Finn]
I'm gonna be a good dad. But I'm not gonna stop being me to do it.Puck
Rachel: I thought we were friends.
Kurt: What made you think that?
I'm gonna say this as nice as I can. But you look like a sad clown hooker.Finn [to Rachel]
Quinn: What are you doing Friday night?
Puck: Just the usual. Stand outside the 7-Eleven and look depressed until someone offers to buy me beer.
It makes it hard to appreciate your talent because I wanna shove a sock in your throat.Kurt [to Rachel]
You need something to distract from your horrible personality. Most of the time, I can't stand to be in the same room as you.Kurt
Rachel manages to dress like a grandmother and a toddler at the same time.Kurt
Makeovers are like crack to me.Kurt
What I need right now, even more than looser pants, is acceptance.Quinn
If we're gonna do a song about hair, shouldn't we have more hair?Finn