Glee

Glee Season 1 Quotes (Page 21)

Season 1 Episode 2: "Showmance"

Quinn: If you quit the club, I'll let you touch my breast.
Finn: Under the shirt?
Quinn: Over the bra.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Sue: Iron tablet? It keeps your strength up when you menstruate.
Will: I don't menstruate.
Sue: Neither do I.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 1 Episode 1: "Pilot"

Kurt: One day you will all work for me
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Finn: We're all here for the same reason. Because we wanna be good at something.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Rachel: I won my first dance competition when I was three months old.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Finn: I'm not afraid of being called a loser. Because that's what I am.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Emma: Since when are cheerleaders performers?
Sue: Your resentment is delicious.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Mercedes: Oh, HELL to the no! Look, I'm not down with this background singin' nonsense. I'm Beyoncé, I ain't no Kelly Rowland.
 • Rating: 4.9 / 5.0

Quinn Fabray [after Finn tries to get to second base]: Let's pray.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Sue Sylvestor: You think this is hard? Try waterboarding. That's hard!
 • Rating: 4.8 / 5.0

Sue Sylvestor: You think this is hard? I have hepatitis. That's hard!
 • Rating: 4.8 / 5.0

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