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Glee

Mrs. Hitchens: Who do you think I am?
Sue: That's a very good question because I've forgotten both your names.

Can we be in love again?

Quinn [to Finn]

I'm gonna be a good dad. But I'm not gonna stop being me to do it.

Puck

Rachel: I thought we were friends.
Kurt: What made you think that?

I'm gonna say this as nice as I can. But you look like a sad clown hooker.

Finn [to Rachel]

Quinn: What are you doing Friday night?
Puck: Just the usual. Stand outside the 7-Eleven and look depressed until someone offers to buy me beer.

It makes it hard to appreciate your talent because I wanna shove a sock in your throat.

Kurt [to Rachel]

You need something to distract from your horrible personality. Most of the time, I can't stand to be in the same room as you.

Kurt

Rachel manages to dress like a grandmother and a toddler at the same time.

Kurt

Makeovers are like crack to me.

Kurt

What I need right now, even more than looser pants, is acceptance.

Quinn

If we're gonna do a song about hair, shouldn't we have more hair?

Finn
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Glee Season 1 Quotes

Quinn: I'm the president of the celibacy club. I took a vow.
Puck: So did Santana and Brittany. And I did them.

Just come out so we can talk. Or sing about it.

Jesse
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