Glee

Glee Season 3 Quotes (Page 2)

Season 3 Episode 21: "Nationals"

Sue: With Monique down for the count, we are entering The Hunger Games of show choir competition without one of our most powerful voices.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Season 3 Episode 20: "Props"

Finn: You really are our unique factor.
Rachel: I don't know, I think we all are. I mean, in a sea full of kids who are just desperately clinging to their own kind, we're different. We took the time to get to know each other and reach out and accept one another. That's our unique factor. And that's what I love about is.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Sue: William, I can taste your Axe body spray.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Beiste: You are loved, punkin. You are not alone.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Rachel: I don't have a back up plan, all right? And I don't want to waste another year of my ingenue eligibility.
 • Rating: 2.0 / 5.0

Puck: Keep rocking that mullet Ricky. Maybe in 10 years it'll come back in style.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Sue: Puckerman I appreciate your commitment to winning, but without a doubt you are the ugliest woman I have ever seen. For a second there I thought you were Beiste's sister.
 • Rating: 3.3 / 5.0

Tina: [as Rachel] I can't believe how supportive you are when half the time I can't even be bothered to thank you for your tremendous supporting performances.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Rachel: Do you have any idea how difficult it is to be me? Do you have a Facebook account or a Twitter account? Do you have time to sit down and watch Bravo or read a book or buy laces for your incredibly high comical boots? I don't. It's exhausting being me.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Tina: I am one of the original Glee club members. I was singing "Sit Down You're Rockin' the Boat" when Finn and Puck were still throwing slushees at us. So when is it my turn?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Tina: My name is Tina. Tina Cohen Chang.
Sue: Isn't she the one who used to stutter?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Sue: You only have yourselves to blame. And the liberal media.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 3 Episode 19: "Prom-asaurus"

Rachel: "Is this some kind of joke or something? I mean, like Kurt last year? Is someone gonna throw pigs blood on me next like in Carrie?"
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Santana: "Well, you know it would be boring if we weren't so awesome."
 • Rating: 4.5 / 5.0

Rachel: "What are you doing here?"
Finn: "Well, I'll keep it simple. I love you. You're beautiful. Prom sucks without you."
 • Rating: 4.3 / 5.0

Sue: [to Joe] "What are you looking at Jar-Jar Binks?"
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Finn: "I thought going through all that terrible stuff earlier this year made you cooler, but no, you're still the same old Quinn. All that matters is you.
 • Rating: 2.3 / 5.0

Sue: "I don't know if it's the sentimental fetus in me, but I think it's my best batch ever. Nothing but fruit juicy red, Manhattan seltzer, and seven tablespoons of Visine, just so we get out of here on time."
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Sue: "Advertisers are manipulative alcoholics who use images to play on our emotions. Haven't you seen Mad Men?"
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Brittany: "And finally, all hair gel has been banned from the prom."
Blaine: [laughing] "Right."
Brittany: "I'm actually not joking. Hair gel wasn't invented until 30 million years after the Paleolithic Stone Age. And frankly, I don't like the way you look. Therefore, anyone who shows up to the prom wearing hair gel will be turned away at the door."
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

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