I don't have a back up plan, all right? And I don't want to waste another year of my ingenue eligibility.


Keep rocking that mullet Ricky. Maybe in 10 years it'll come back in style.


Puckerman I appreciate your commitment to winning, but without a doubt you are the ugliest woman I have ever seen. For a second there I thought you were Beiste's sister.


[as Rachel] I can't believe how supportive you are when half the time I can't even be bothered to thank you for your tremendous supporting performances.


Do you have any idea how difficult it is to be me? Do you have a Facebook account or a Twitter account? Do you have time to sit down and watch Bravo or read a book or buy laces for your incredibly high comical boots? I don't. It's exhausting being me.


I am one of the original Glee club members. I was singing "Sit Down You're Rockin' the Boat" when Finn and Puck were still throwing slushees at us. So when is it my turn?


Tina: My name is Tina. Tina Cohen Chang.
Sue: Isn't she the one who used to stutter?

You only have yourselves to blame. And the liberal media.


"Is this some kind of joke or something? I mean, like Kurt last year? Is someone gonna throw pigs blood on me next like in Carrie?"


"Well, you know it would be boring if we weren't so awesome."


Rachel: "What are you doing here?"
Finn: "Well, I'll keep it simple. I love you. You're beautiful. Prom sucks without you."

[to Joe] "What are you looking at Jar-Jar Binks?"


Glee Season 3 Quotes

Do you want me to iron some bacon for you?


Rachel Berry is still on Myspace.