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Glee

[as Rachel] I can't believe how supportive you are when half the time I can't even be bothered to thank you for your tremendous supporting performances.

Tina

Do you have any idea how difficult it is to be me? Do you have a Facebook account or a Twitter account? Do you have time to sit down and watch Bravo or read a book or buy laces for your incredibly high comical boots? I don't. It's exhausting being me.

Rachel

I am one of the original Glee club members. I was singing "Sit Down You're Rockin' the Boat" when Finn and Puck were still throwing slushees at us. So when is it my turn?

Tina

Tina: My name is Tina. Tina Cohen Chang.
Sue: Isn't she the one who used to stutter?

You only have yourselves to blame. And the liberal media.

Sue

"Is this some kind of joke or something? I mean, like Kurt last year? Is someone gonna throw pigs blood on me next like in Carrie?"

Rachel

"Well, you know it would be boring if we weren't so awesome."

Santana

Rachel: "What are you doing here?"
Finn: "Well, I'll keep it simple. I love you. You're beautiful. Prom sucks without you."

[to Joe] "What are you looking at Jar-Jar Binks?"

Sue
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