Glee

Glee Season 3 Quotes (Page 4)

Season 3 Episode 17: "Dance With Somebody"

Joe: I was having feelings.
Sam: You mean like, in your pants feelings?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Brittany: Joe is really pretty, but I heard she doesn't shave her armpits.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Rachel: Finn sends me cute text messages all the time. They're usually puns about my boobs, but I still appreciate the effort.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Brittany: Quinn, you're still dancing in my dreams. And you can fly and breathe fire.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Santana: We're hanging on Whitney because she was incredible and we love her, so don't put your baggage on us.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 3 Episode 16: "Saturday Night Glee-ver"

Will: It's not the broken dreams that break us. It's the ones we don't dare to dream.
 • Rating: 3.7 / 5.0

Finn: I was afraid to admit it because I was afraid of failing. But I'm not scared anymore.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Sue: Brittany thought of it. She gets an idea once every couple years and, lucky for us, this was a good one.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Sue: Her chagrin is limited only by the fact that she has a brain the size of a toddler's fist.
Brittany: I can show you the MRI.
 • Rating: Unrated

Sam: I believe in you and what you can become.
 • Rating: Unrated

Brittany [on a bull's testicle]: It tastes just like a chicken testicle.
 • Rating: Unrated

Brittany: I came up with an idea that will make you Snooki famous, but not without all the blackout drinking.
 • Rating: Unrated

Santana: I'm gonna be famous if it's the last thing I do.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Puck: Two dudes in one bed is, like, confirmed gay.
 • Rating: 3.5 / 5.0

Mercedes: I'm cream here, Mr. Schue. But what if out there, I'm just skim milk.
 • Rating: 3.0 / 5.0

Will: This is your game, your life. And, guess what, time is running out.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Puck: I would totally put that suit on... eBay.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Rachel: While we applaud your proper use of the terminology, we told Mr. Schue: we do not support disco.
 • Rating: 4.5 / 5.0

Santana: Blaine's handsome brother said it best: college is a waste of time. I just wanna be famous, plain and simple.
 • Rating: 3.0 / 5.0

Sue: Let's be honest, William. You've been out of ideas since Madonna week.
 • Rating: 4.5 / 5.0

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