Glee

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You give the gay community cutting edge fashion that's usually only seen on Puerto Rican pride floats.

Sebastian

Evidence shows that 1 out of every 10 people is gay. That means at least 1 of the 12 apostles was gay, probably Simon because that's the gayest-sounding name.

Mercedes

Honesty. Respect. Dance. Those are the foundations of the Berry family.

Rachel's dad

Three of us are in glee club, so we pretty much sing to gay people all the time.

Sam

I fully support your right to be as unhappy with Finn for the rest of your life as you want.

Santana

Rachel: We're finally getting married.
Artie: When is the baby due?

Rory: This is a four-leaf clover.
Kurt: Do you people just carry those around?

No vocal runs. That's how Jennifer Hudson got kicked off American Idol.

Rachel's Dad

No single people allowed. They're sad. They're boring. And they don't exist in my world.

Sugar

Don't sweat the small stuff. And it's all small stuff when you're rich.

Sugar

Why don't you just dress up as the taco bell chihuahua and bark the theme song to Dora the Explorer?

Santana

I spend the day vibrating with wide irrational rage.

Sue
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Glee Season 3 Quotes

You look like a Real Housewife of Reno.

Puck

I have to just be me.

Santana