You give the gay community cutting edge fashion that's usually only seen on Puerto Rican pride floats.


Evidence shows that 1 out of every 10 people is gay. That means at least 1 of the 12 apostles was gay, probably Simon because that's the gayest-sounding name.


Honesty. Respect. Dance. Those are the foundations of the Berry family.

Rachel's dad

Three of us are in glee club, so we pretty much sing to gay people all the time.


I fully support your right to be as unhappy with Finn for the rest of your life as you want.


Rachel: We're finally getting married.
Artie: When is the baby due?

Rory: This is a four-leaf clover.
Kurt: Do you people just carry those around?

No vocal runs. That's how Jennifer Hudson got kicked off American Idol.

Rachel's Dad

No single people allowed. They're sad. They're boring. And they don't exist in my world.


Don't sweat the small stuff. And it's all small stuff when you're rich.


Why don't you just dress up as the taco bell chihuahua and bark the theme song to Dora the Explorer?


I spend the day vibrating with wide irrational rage.


Glee Season 3 Quotes

I'm gonna miss all of you. I love you guys.


It's not the broken dreams that break us. It's the ones we don't dare to dream.