Glee

Glee Season 3 Quotes (Page 7)

Season 3 Episode 11: "Michael"

Santana: You may look like the villain out of a cheesy high school movie, but you should know I am prepared to go all Danny Larusso on your ass.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Santana: I wanna go to a college that isn't a FEMA trailer or a prison yard, so let's take the high road.
 • Rating: 4.9 / 5.0

Quinn: You can't change your past. But you can let go and start your future.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Quinn: Every magazine says it. We hardly know what we're gonna want in 15 years.
 • Rating: 2.0 / 5.0

Artie: We sing and that's all we ever do.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Puck: You told him what we're gonna do. You're like a modern day Eggs Benedict.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Sebastian: Hey, Kurt, i didn't recognize you. You're wearing boy clothes.
 • Rating: 3.0 / 5.0

Santana: I'd throw this mocha in your face, but it's not nearly scalding enough.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Mercedes: I don't want to see the spectacle that is Michael. I want to be the spectacle that is Michael.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 3 Episode 10: "Yes/No"

Finn: Rachel Berry, will you marry me?
 • Rating: 4.4 / 5.0

Will: I love you with everything I am and everything I hope to be. Emma Pillsbury, will you do me the honor of becoming my wife?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Sue: You can maybe go one day without the driving clothes. It's a wheel chair Artie, not a Porsche.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Mr. Pillsbury: Just be grateful Comrade Obama still allows Christmas.
 • Rating: 4.4 / 5.0

Finn: I wanna do something special, like my dad. But without the whole dying part.
 • Rating: 4.3 / 5.0

Coach Roz [to Sam]: If you pee in my pool, I will kill you.
 • Rating: 4.5 / 5.0

Finn: You're in synchronized swimming and glee club. That's like some kind of death wish.
 • Rating: 3.8 / 5.0

Sugar [to Artie]: I'm really worried people are gonna think your legs look thinner than my arms.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Sue: For God's sake, Amelia, it's 2012. If you wanna marry Will Schuester, ask him.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Is that a mohawk, Puckerman, or did someone glue a squirrel to your head?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Betty: I, Betty Faye Jackson, am the hottest bitch at McKinley High School... you may be wondering why I sound like the Queen of England. It's simple: in mind, I can sound like whomever I want. So lay off, haters.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

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