Glee
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[to Blaine] Tell me that's not Tina again!
Kurt
Blaine: This is just bros helping bros.
Kurt: I love it when you talk fratty.
I hate weddings. And I hate Valentine's Day. They were invented by breeders to sell cheap chocolate and false hope.
Santana
Finn: Where have you been? I asked you to come, like, an hour ago?
Rachel: I was getting a spray tan.
[to Rachel] Not everything has to do with you.
Finn
[to Santana] I think you need to be somewhere that's as big and as hot as you are. It's okay to follow your dreams.
Brittany
[to Santana] I'm not breaking up with Sam. I really like him. He makes me feel really smart and think about things, like where air comes from, and how come in every movie about Jesus he dies at the end.
Brittany
You are a diva. And you have been a nightmare. But you're not a diva because you're a nightmare. You're a diva because you're talented, and ambitious, and because no one else in the world can do what you, Rachel Berry, can do. That's what being a diva's all about. Being an original. One of a kind. So hold the nightmare, but bring the diva.
Kurt
Blaine: Why are you acting so pissed off?
Tina: Because I get it now. A diva doesn't settle for less than what she wants, and she won't apologize for wanting it. And I can't get that here, so next time, don't come crawling back to me. I'm all out of soup.
Blaine: That seems a little...crazy.
Santana: Look, please don't tell my mom.
Sue: Oh, I can't. I don't speak Spanish.
[to Santana] What is with you glee club ex-pats? Don't you have jobs. You have to have some source of income so you can pay the staff of scientists who service your teleporters that you all clearly on since you're constantly showing up here.
Sue
Blaine, I'm falling in love with you. And I realize that this could be a tragic, one-way thing. But even if we end up having just a sexless relationship, which many Asian girls and gay men do, it'd be worth it.
Tina
