Looks like I'm not the only one doing the hustle.

Namaste. I'm sorry to interrupt you getting into someone's yoga pants.

Blair

Blair: Your transformation really is astounding. Case to share how you gave up your bad Bass ways. How you went from Charlie Sheen to Charlie Brown? Bar to mitzvah?
Chuck: There really is no answer to that question. It's an evolution.

Chuck: What's really going on Blair?
Blair: Okay, if you must know I'm trying to pinpoint the source of your light so I can pull Louis out of the darkness. You changed, so can he. I have all day.

If you ever find yourself sick with Saturday Night Fever, the last thing you want is someone to turn up the heat.

Nate: Listen, I'm sorry I had to be the one to tell you.
Tripp: Yeah, I doubt that. I'm sorry you're enjoying every second of this.
Nate: I know our history isn't exactly pristine, Tripp, but we're still family.

Doctor: And what is it you're searching for, Blair?
Blair: Nice try on the bait-and-switch, but I was a teenage bulimic and my father came out when I was 15. This isn't my first analysis.

Doctor: Are you saying that you want your fiance to be more like Chuck?
Blair: No! More like the man Chuck's become. Like Louis used to be when Chuck was like Louis is now.
Doctor: If you don't mind my saying so, you seem confused.

Louis: What are you doing here?
Chuck: Apparently the same as you. The Prince and the Pill-popper. This should be fun.

Gossip Girl: Sorry, boys. But didn't you know that if you wait to long to seize the day—
Chuck: Gone.
Louis: Where would she go?
Gossip Girl: The one you want could get away.

You brought me to watch a human sacrifice. Or an episode of The Bachelor. Either way I am not happy.

Blair

Serena: What's he doing?
Nate: Looks like he's helping Chuck and Blair finally be together.

Gossip Girl Quotes

Even Blair Waldorf can not bend DNA to her will.

Dan

Hazel: Do you know what you're doing, Little J?
Jenny: I'm not Little J anymore.