Gossip Girl Season 2 Episode 22: "A Southern Gentleman Prefers Blondes" Quotes
[to Blair] I see you're wearing your beret. Who are we spying on tonight?
Chuck
Blair: Serena says he just disappears: Poof! I'm going to find out where he's poofing to.
Nate: Will you move in with me?
Blair: "Yes!
[to Nate] Murray Hill? Even your mother is too hip for this zip code.
Chuck
I went to church, found Jesus, and I told him all my sins.
Georgina
[to Chuck] I think next year is going to be harder than I thought. Me in Morningside Heights, and her all the way down in the Village, it's basically going to be like we're in a long-distance relationship.
Nate
I asked the caterer for a '99 Brunello; it's not a PTA meeting!
Lily
Serena didn't steal me. She swept me away.
Gabriel
Our board rejected Bernie Madoff five years in a row.
Serena
[to Gabriel] Without you, how else will all of the African teenagers send in updates to Gossip Girl?
Serena
I've done the two-girlfriend thing; I can't do it again.
Serena
[still playing 'I Never'] I never slept with Chuck Bass twice. [drinks faster]
Vanessa
