Nate is just a friend and Chuck is harmless unless this place runs out of ice.


In case you haven't heard one before, that's the sound of a relationship flatlining.

Gossip Girl

I'm gonna kiss somebody someday, and when I do, it will be for me.


Jenny, please tell me what you're doing here; starting with "dad knows" and ending with "these drinks are not for me."


After all these years, you can't see through my smoke screens? I'm not asking for forgiveness, Nathaniel. I did what I did.


Jenny: So, what's step two?
Chuck: Get him drunk. Take advantage of him. Do women really not get this?

Prep the OR, kiddies. Looks like Jenny Humphrey is scrubbing up to surgically remove a boyfriend.

Gossip Girl

Did you send the invitations by carrier pigeon?


Dan: I'm glad you got in.
Vanessa: You are?
Dan: Yeah, and hey, they also wished me the best of luck in my future endeavors. So, not a total loss.

Gossip Girl: Paging Serena Van der Woodsen: After a lifetime in the daddy waiting room, the doctor is finally in.

The odds of me remembering this conversation are slim.


Time flies when you're having a Wii tennis death match.


Gossip Girl Season 3 Episode 19 Quotes

It's a lot easier to sneak up on someone when you're not eight months pregnant and the person's not standing in front of a full-length mirror.


[on phone] It's not working exactly as I'd hoped. I need you to write Lily another prescription. Well, you can't back out now, I need you to make this work. And I doubt the authorities would be pleased to know what you've been doing.


Gossip Girl Season 3 Episode 19 Music

  Song Artist
Two weeks Two Weeks Grizzly Bear iTunes
Song Lost Faith Telegraph Canyon
Song Put Your Hands Up Two Hours Traffic