Nate is just a friend and Chuck is harmless unless this place runs out of ice.

Jenny

In case you haven't heard one before, that's the sound of a relationship flatlining.

Gossip Girl

I'm gonna kiss somebody someday, and when I do, it will be for me.

Blair

Jenny, please tell me what you're doing here; starting with "dad knows" and ending with "these drinks are not for me."

Dan

After all these years, you can't see through my smoke screens? I'm not asking for forgiveness, Nathaniel. I did what I did.

Chuck

Jenny: So, what's step two?
Chuck: Get him drunk. Take advantage of him. Do women really not get this?

Prep the OR, kiddies. Looks like Jenny Humphrey is scrubbing up to surgically remove a boyfriend.

Gossip Girl

Did you send the invitations by carrier pigeon?

Blair

Dan: I'm glad you got in.
Vanessa: You are?
Dan: Yeah, and hey, they also wished me the best of luck in my future endeavors. So, not a total loss.

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