[to Cameron] We don't expect you to keep up, it's beyond basic rugby strategy.

Chuck

No way would another Upper East Sider schtup Rufus ... My stepfather is Jewish.

Blair

I don't see what we need Blair for, I mean, don't you read Gossip Girl? Extortion's what I do. All day.

Jenny

Is there anything I can do? Dorota's family has Polish mob connections.

Blair

Blair: Serena, I have to tell you something. I've never been on a date.
Serena: What about Chuck, and Nate? And Chuck? And then Nate again?

Blair: I mean, who starts a courtship during the day, anyway?
Serena: Humans who venture out in light and aren't named Bass?

All I can say is this guy has some big Dior loafers to fill.

Gossip Girl

Dan doesn't usually participate.

Nate

I'm just trying to protect my mom.

Serena
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