I don't want to spend another day yet another minute trapped in this hotel room scared that you are going to hate me forever... when I'm still in love with you.


Lawyer: Are you comfortable with this?
Chuck: Curfew?
Jack: None.
Chuck: Girls sleeping over?
Jack: Yes, please.
Chuck: I'll allow it.

Jack: Why would he leave Bass Industries to you, a teenager who can't his pecker in his pants for more than 24 hours.
Chuck: At least I can keep it in service for more than five minutes.

Chuck: I owe you a lot, Jack, you saved my life when I didn't want it to be saved.
Jack: Well, you noticed that Thai waitress I was going to take home the other night had a penis, so we're even.

It's so hard finding obedient minions.


You don't think I've thought about this child every day of his life? You want to meet him. Have you thought about what happens after that? What if we find out he's had a horrible life? Or what if we instantly love him and then it's very clear that we've made a terrible mistake?


I'm not ready to leave yet. Maybe we should write the family a letter.


Nate: [on Bart's letter] Aren't you curious what it says?
Chuck: I think I can guess. You're a disappointment of a son; I'd die of embarrassment if I hadn't already; why do you wear so much purple?

Serena: I'm here on a rather pathetic mission. I'm boyfriend snooping.
Vanessa: I see.
Serena: It's not something I'm proud of, but I don't know what else to do. Something's going on with Dan, I thought I knew what it was but I don't. I was wondering if he said anything to you.
Vanessa: No he didn't. I'm sorry.

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