Colin: You promised you weren't in contact with Ben.
Juliet: It's not that easy for him!
Colin: Prison shouldn't be easy. Especially when you deserve to be there. Why else would his lawyer have had him plead guilty?

What if I need to go through sex rehab like Jesse James?

Blair

[to Dan] Why do you have mad face?

Serena

Let me see, writing a paper on Hannah Arendt? Or a secret mission that might help me clear my name. Let me grab my bag.

Vanessa

[to Serena] Do you forget what happens to you on vacation? There's a reason you never get a tan line.

Blair

Blair: It's just your ordinary, run of the mill ex sex, fueled by the most common of aphrodisiacs: mutual loathing and disdain.
Serena: May I remind you that those are both feelings?

Okay, it's just sex, and a one-time thing at that! Or, maybe a five-time thing. Or, let's be honest, I've lost count how many times.

Blair

I saw the way you were looking at Serena van der Woodsen at Blair Waldorf's party the other night.

Closure. The unattainable goal. In my personal experience the closest I've come to getting it is through massive amounts of hate sex. But that's just me.

Chuck
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