It's like Roman Holiday but I'm Gregory Peck and he's Audrey Hepburn!

Blair

There's a force larger than us at work here.

Dan

I thought you were just a callow social-climbing former swimsuit model who married above her station and was enslaved by her own insecurities.

Blair

Notice how my voice didn't go up at the end? Not a question.

Blair

Summer vacationers traverse the globe in search of new sights and experiences. But when it comes to scandal, I'll take Manhattan every time. Welcome home, Upper East Siders. You know you missed me. XOXO, Gossip Girl.

Gossip Girl

Blair: Your plan to ruin me totally backfired. Turns out Marcus' mommy is even sicker than you are.
Chuck: You got along great?
Blair: I think she recognized herself in me. Or rather, I recognized something in her.
Chuck: I don't follow.
Blair: All you need to know is, you lost. It was a solid effort.
Chuck: Tomorrow's another day.
Blair: Good night, Chuck.

Jenny: What about you, Dad? You were the one on the great American road trip? Any good stories?
Rufus: Oh, well, there's no place like home.
Dan: That's profound.

[sees Nate and Catherine on the floor] Oh my effing God!

Blair

Serena: [makes move on Dan] What do you say we ... just forget thinking and... follow our hearts.
Dan: You sure that's your heart you're following?

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