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Nate: No offense, but don't you think you're a little outmatched?
Chuck: At squash? I've been playing my father since 8th grade, how good can Marcus be?
Nate: No, I mean as a guy. Blair wants to be a princess and your greatest achievement is owning PART of a burlesque club.
Chuck: Which is why I have to get to know him. No one is that perfect. Once I get him outta the way, I'll have a clear shot with Blair.
Nate: You know it's love when you start talking like an assassin.
Chuck: I think you're jealous of my new best friend!

Cheers to that, Blair. Nothing says welcome home like a bottle of bubbly... or a scandal bubbling.

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[leaving voicemail] Nate, it's Catherine. Last night... was not smart. In fact, it was very, very stupid. Which is why we're going to have to be much more clever when we get back to the city. Call me when you get this.


Summer Tip #3. Take time to stop and smell the flowers. It's true that all good things must come to an end. August is no exception. They don't call it Fall for nothing.

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Blair: Squash? I'll squash YOU.
Chuck: It's just a game, Blair.
Blair: Not to me, Basshole. I like him!
Chuck: So do I. And apparently he doesn't have too many friends.

Blair Waldorf, a fling? You're not exactly low maintenance.


Just because Marcus is the perfect post-Bass palate cleanser doesn't mean he isn't a tasty dish of his own!


Serena: And you really expect me to believe this isn't all about revenge on Chuck?
Blair: Revenge is so 12 hours ago!

Blair: I have to get back to the city. Senior year awaits.
Marcus: Let's see. Beautiful girl. Autumn in New York. I think I can find some way to entertain myself. My family will be happy I'm staying in one place for awhile.

[to Marcus] Don't worry. I'm well versed in your lordly ways. And I'm ready to meet the queen... which I also just watched on DVD.


Summer Tip #2. There is no "we" in summer. Only u and me.

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[to Dan] Okay. I will see you back in the city. Fully clothed. With lots of people around. Okay?

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Gossip Girl Season 2 Episode 2 Quotes

Serena: I'm just a little ...
Dan: Overwhelmed?
Serena: Confused.

Gossip Girl: As summer comes to an end, I'd like to share a few things I've learned about fun in the sun. Gossip Girl's guide to summer fun tip #1: Don't fall asleep on the job. The best hookups are free of morning breath and awkward conversation. The only thing better than making up ... is waking up.

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