Gossip Girl "Remains of the J" Quotes
Chuck: I came up with several excellent ideas. You just shot them down.
Vanessa: Yeah, because most of them involved leaking the Chuck-Vanessa sex tape on the Internet.
Chuck: We don't have to leak the tape if you don't want to.
• Rating: 3.5 / 5.0
Vanessa: [to Nate, about Chuck] We're not a couple, it's just physical.
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Gossip Girl: Cuidado España, here comes el problema.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Eric: [to Serena] There are strangers having sex in your bed.
Serena: Oh God.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Dan: All I did was carry the chili and stop a few teenagers from having unprotected sex.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Poppy: A girl like you should be on the arm of a designer at the Costume Institute ball one night and yachting around the Maldives next.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Serena: I'm embarrassed to say this, but I think I might be grounded.
Poppy: Oh, Serena ... no.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Vanessa: I came to you because I wanted to do something besides feel sorry for myself, but all it's been has been sleazy platitudes and you staring at my boobs.
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Penelope: In the last 20 minutes I've been hit on by two Bronfmans and a gay designer. It was so worth it.
• Rating: 3.7 / 5.0
Dorota: Maybe girl from Brooklyn cry, Mr. Nate nice boy, he wipe tears, he touch her hair, she touch his ... not that this ever happen to me.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
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Total Quotes: 16