Chuck: I came up with several excellent ideas. You just shot them down.
Vanessa: Yeah, because most of them involved leaking the Chuck-Vanessa sex tape on the Internet.
Chuck: We don't have to leak the tape if you don't want to.

[to Nate, about Chuck] We're not a couple, it's just physical.

Vanessa

Cuidado España, here comes el problema.

Gossip Girl

Eric: [to Serena] There are strangers having sex in your bed.
Serena: Oh God.

All I did was carry the chili and stop a few teenagers from having unprotected sex.

Dan

A girl like you should be on the arm of a designer at the Costume Institute ball one night and yachting around the Maldives next.

Poppy

Serena: I'm embarrassed to say this, but I think I might be grounded.
Poppy: Oh, Serena ... no.

I came to you because I wanted to do something besides feel sorry for myself, but all it's been has been sleazy platitudes and you staring at my boobs.

Vanessa

In the last 20 minutes I've been hit on by two Bronfmans and a gay designer. It was so worth it.

Penelope

Maybe girl from Brooklyn cry, Mr. Nate nice boy, he wipe tears, he touch her hair, she touch his ... not that this ever happen to me.

Dorota

Look at us — you going to Yale. Jenny might actually make it to 16.

Rufus

Do you know how many types of jam they have there?

Jenny
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Gossip Girl Season 2 Episode 20 Quotes

Dan: What does Chuck Bass do at 8 in the morning? It's not like you work out.
Chuck: I do my cardio in the evenings. The morning is for business, which I am late for.

Eric: Does this feel like a sitcom to anyone else?
Dan: More like a reality show.
Chuck: Then I can vote you off.

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