We can't be together.

Chuck

Where are you going? Blair need you to come over and kill a spider?

Bart

Ivy: All that matters is Lily thinks she lost two husbands to me.
Bart: I'm fine being your Elliot Spitzer scandal.

Compared to them, I'm a turtle dove.

Blair

If I eat another waffle, I'll puke.

Ivy

I would never be that cruel to you...on purpose.

Blair

What could possibly be so important that you misplaced? Your viagra?

Chuck

I can't think of any reason to hold back.

Dan
Displaying all 8 quotes
x Close Ad