[on Jack] He's not invited, but he is a cockroach, and they have ways of slipping through the cracks.

Chuck

I'm a virgin. I just wanted you to know, in case ... I just wanted you to know.

Jenny

A court case would be a PR nightmare, we have to settle.

Chuck

Pathetic! Suburban moralists in mom jeans. I'd pity them if I wasn't worried they'd spill orange soda on my Christian Louboutins.

Blair

Rufus is driving Jenny right into Damien's creepy arms.

Serena

Blair: Settlements are for the guilty: celebrities that run people over, the Catholic church, it's not fair!

There's always a moment a father just can't let himself fear. The moment is little J decides to lose her big V.

Gossip Girl

Vanessa: Actually, The dorm is throwing this huge South Beach party today..
Dan: Great, I love parties.
Vanessa: And I'm going with Paul..
Dan: I love Paul!

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