Gossip Girl "The Sixteen Year Old Virgin" Quotes (Page 3)
Chuck: A court case would be a PR nightmare, we have to settle.
• Rating: Unrated
Blair: Pathetic! Suburban moralists in mom jeans. I'd pity them if I wasn't worried they'd spill orange soda on my Christian Louboutins.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Serena: Rufus is driving Jenny right into Damien's creepy arms.
• Rating: Unrated
Blair: Settlements are for the guilty: celebrities that run people over, the Catholic church, it's not fair!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Gossip Girl: There's always a moment a father just can't let himself fear. The moment is little J decides to lose her big V.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Vanessa: Actually, The dorm is throwing this huge South Beach party today..
Dan: Great, I love parties.
Vanessa: And I'm going with Paul..
Dan: I love Paul!
• Rating: 3.7 / 5.0
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Total Quotes: 26