Gossip Girl "The Sixteen Year Old Virgin" Quotes
Doug: We're getting attacked by Christian conservatives.
Chuck: We have those in Manhattan?"
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Blair: A DNA test? You've been watching too much CBS.
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Jack: I never realized how many sex puns you can make out of Chuck Bass.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Serena: Sometimes I wish I had waited for someone special, like Patrick Swayze in Dirty Dancing.
Jenny: Dirty Dancing?
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Rufus: I'm not quite in the mood to celebrate any of your former husbands right now.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Blair: We have innocence, good breeding, and Doug Jarrett, one of the best lawyers in New York, on our side. It's a slam dunk.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Rufus: If he were a vampire, I could slip garlic in her waffles or something.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Blair: I can see he's starting to doubt himself.
Serena: Why wouldn't he? With the bad press, the protesters, the Daily Intel says he's thinking of stepping down.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Vanessa: [to Dan] By the way, I'm not wearing any underwear.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Rufus: Dirty Dancing?
Jenny: Yeah, it's corny but it's kinda good.
Rufus: Come on. It's totally good.
• Rating: Unrated
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