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Doug: We're getting attacked by Christian conservatives.
Chuck: We have those in Manhattan?"

A DNA test? You've been watching too much CBS.

Blair

I never realized how many sex puns you can make out of Chuck Bass.

Jack

Serena: Sometimes I wish I had waited for someone special, like Patrick Swayze in Dirty Dancing.
Jenny: Dirty Dancing?

I'm not quite in the mood to celebrate any of your former husbands right now.

Rufus

We have innocence, good breeding, and Doug Jarrett, one of the best lawyers in New York, on our side. It's a slam dunk.

Blair

If he were a vampire, I could slip garlic in her waffles or something.

Rufus

Blair: I can see he's starting to doubt himself.
Serena: Why wouldn't he? With the bad press, the protesters, the Daily Intel says he's thinking of stepping down.

[to Dan] By the way, I'm not wearing any underwear.

Vanessa

Rufus: Dirty Dancing?
Jenny: Yeah, it's corny but it's kinda good.
Rufus: Come on. It's totally good.

Oh, and speaking of things we've shared. Nate!

Blair

Chuck: Actually I only wear purple because my father loathed it.
Elizabeth: Or maybe that's what he wanted you to think. Bart was playing with people's heads all the time.

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Gossip Girl Season 3 Episode 15 Quotes

Serena, I lost my virginity to you on a bar at the Campbell Apartment. When I woke up the next day, the person I lost my virginity to, the person I loved, was gone. Never to be heard from again for a year.

Nate

Pathetic! Suburban moralists in mom jeans. I'd pity them if I wasn't worried they'd spill orange soda on my Christian Louboutins.

Blair

Gossip Girl Season 3 Episode 15 Music

  Song Artist
Song So Light Is Her Footfall Air iTunes
Ive had the time of my life (I've Had) The Time of My Life Bill Medley & Jennifer Warnes iTunes
Hungry eyes Hungry Eyes Eric Carmen iTunes