Gossip Girl "They Shoot Humphreys, Don't They?" Quotes (Page 2)
Chuck: [on intercom] If you two want to kiss, it won't count as cheating.
• Rating: 4.8 / 5.0
Eric: Let it go, Jenny! It's over!
Jenny: That's what Blair thinks.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Gossip Girl: Jenny Humphrey went to a ball. Jenny Humphrey had a great fall. And none of Jenny Humphrey's minions, mentors or friends want to put her together again.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Blair: So. What did my text supposedly say?
Serena: That you're sorry and you miss me.
Blair: You text me back?
Serena: [nods]
• Rating: 4.6 / 5.0
Blair: Hello? I'm stuck in the elevator with someone who sucks all the air out of the room. Send help or I'll be dead within the hour.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Vanessa: So much for the ultimate college experience.
Olivia: What? No. I have had the ultimate experience. With you guys. They say the friends you meet here last a lifetime. You guys want to get out of here?
Dan: Absolutely.
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Blair: [to Eric] Little van der Woodsen. I'm impressed with your natural talents.
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Blair: Look! A lost boy from the lost weekend.
Nate: Chuck actually sent me to find you. He has a surprise in the private lodge upstairs. He says please.
• Rating: 4.8 / 5.0
Rufus: You know you don't have to do this ...
Lily: Well it's a little late for that. You look beautiful, Jenny.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Dan: Who's ready for a keg stand?
Olivia: I have to take the movie.
• Rating: 3.0 / 5.0
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Total Quotes: 36