Gossip Girl Season 3 Episode 9: "They Shoot Humphreys, Don't They?" Quotes
Jenny Humphrey went to a ball. Jenny Humphrey had a great fall. And none of Jenny Humphrey's minions, mentors or friends want to put her together again.Gossip Girl
Blair: So. What did my text supposedly say?
Serena: That you're sorry and you miss me.
Blair: You text me back?
Hello? I'm stuck in the elevator with someone who sucks all the air out of the room. Send help or I'll be dead within the hour.Blair
Vanessa: So much for the ultimate college experience.
Olivia: What? No. I have had the ultimate experience. With you guys. They say the friends you meet here last a lifetime. You guys want to get out of here?
[to Eric] Little van der Woodsen. I'm impressed with your natural talents.Blair
Blair: Look! A lost boy from the lost weekend.
Nate: Chuck actually sent me to find you. He has a surprise in the private lodge upstairs. He says please.
Rufus: You know you don't have to do this ...
Lily: Well it's a little late for that. You look beautiful, Jenny.
Dan: Who's ready for a keg stand?
Olivia: I have to take the movie.
Goodbye, Jenny from Brooklyn.Jenny
Blair: I used to have a friend like Jenny. I made all these sacrifices and you know what I got back on that investment? Zero. Because girls like her run emotional Ponzi schemes. Serena will never like you the way you like her.
Keira: You mean Jenny.
Blair: Details. Now are you ready to be queen or do I need to find a new frog?
Tripp: I did want you here. I find you smart and charming, and I wanted to help you out. But having you here ... I didn't realize how much it would effect me. Say something.
Serena: You know what? Don't worry about me. It's not going to be a problem.
Nate: What are Blair and Serena fighting about this time?
Chuck: Basically about how each one loves the other more than the other loves her.
Nate: Can you even fight about that?