Gossip Girl Season 3 Episode 9: "They Shoot Humphreys, Don't They?" Quotes
Blair: She can't get away with this.
Eric: She won't.
Jenny: I had a plan and I should have stuck to it. I'm going to Cotillion with Graham Collins.
Blair: I'll allow it. Sorry Eric.
Jenny: Actually Blair, since I'm queen of Constance and Graham Collins is my escort, I don't think I need you as my escort anymore.
Blair: Jenny, you're lucky to have me. Don't push it.
Jenny: Your era's over. And so is that headband.
Tripp: It's late ...
Serena: I'll take real politics over the ones at Cotillion any day. Joe Wilson has nothing on Blair Waldorf.
[to J] This is not your wedding day. Cotillion only happens once!
Blair
Serena: Blair.
Blair: Serena. Anything you want to say to me?
Serena: Welcome.
Blair: I see. That's it?
Eric: It helps if you count out loud.
Jenny: Eric you don't have to be nice to me. I've been so awful to you and Jonathan.
Eric: True. But I'm a better person than you.
Jenny: Also true.
[reading list of things every college kid must do] We haven't cheered ourselves hoarse at a sporting event. We haven't gotten sick after a beer pong tournament at Bar None. We haven't had sex with someone we never want to see again ... No, wait, I kinda did that one with Georgina.
Dan
It's not happening. If it were true I'd have like 100 phone calls about it right now. [sees six missed calls] Crap.
Olivia
Chuck: A debutante ball without Blair Waldorf is like a Tour de France without Lance Armstrong.
Blair: I resent the comparison to that man whore. But your other point is well taken.
Blair: I have a surprise for you!
Chuck: In that case why are you still dressed?
Have I not impressed upon you how important tomorrow night is? It's my debut in society. I have to be perfect, and that means having the perfect escort.
Jenny
Have you been so busy you've forgotten what time it is? Let me give you a hint. Couture and cutthroat competition. It's time for Cotillion.
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