Penelope: A new teacher is like a child. It has to be taught.
Hazel: And spanked.

Spotted, B hot for teacher. Too bad Miss Carr doesn't remember the devil is in the details.

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(to Lily) Who's your lucky escort this evening? Someone you picked up at the funeral?


Sticks and stones may break bones, but a poison pen is the best revenge.

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The thing about new beginnings is that they require something elso to end.

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(to Dan) I just had a full conversation with this opera-goer about 'The Magic Flute'. And he pretended like that was exactly what he just watched. I'm beginning to get these society people. It's all a big game pretending you know what you're talking about.


Dan: Yale day. I thought we could walk to school together for support. I keep telling myself that everything happens for a reason. I'll end up in the right place. But what if I don't get in?
Serena: Forget you. What if I do and Blair doesn't?
Dan: Fire and brimstone. A lot of bitchy asides. Death by Dorota.

Blair: This is a B.
Rachel: Yes. It is.
Blair: You're new here so you don't know how it works.
Rachel: I have a feeling you're about to explain.
Blair: Second semester seniors get a free pass, like pregnant ladies or 14-year-old Chinese gymnasts. Constance wants their students to get into the best colleges. That's why this free pass exists. The headmistress, if she knew about this grade, she'd rap you on the wrist.
Rachel: Maybe, in time, I'll get in trouble for not inflating grades like everyone else, Miss Waldorf, but until then, I'll give them based on merit.

I've never even been to New York before. It's a lot different from Des Moines.

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