Gossip Girl Season 2 Episode 16: "You've Got Yale!" Quotes
Dan: Yale day. I thought we could walk to school together for support. I keep telling myself that everything happens for a reason. I'll end up in the right place. But what if I don't get in?
Serena: Forget you. What if I do and Blair doesn't?
Dan: Fire and brimstone. A lot of bitchy asides. Death by Dorota.
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Blair: This is a B.
Rachel: Yes. It is.
Blair: You're new here so you don't know how it works.
Rachel: I have a feeling you're about to explain.
Blair: Second semester seniors get a free pass, like pregnant ladies or 14-year-old Chinese gymnasts. Constance wants their students to get into the best colleges. That's why this free pass exists. The headmistress, if she knew about this grade, she'd rap you on the wrist.
Rachel: Maybe, in time, I'll get in trouble for not inflating grades like everyone else, Miss Waldorf, but until then, I'll give them based on merit.
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I've never even been to New York before. It's a lot different from Des Moines.Rachel
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Cancel the Nelly Yuki project now!Blair
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Miss Queller: When I spoke to Dean Barrowby this morning, he assured me that if the student they've accepted turns them down, you are next in line.
Blair: Dan Humphrey. He's like a cafeteria lady who won the lottery. You couldn't pry that acceptance from his hands with the jaws of life.
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Witch hunts are my Valium, Serena. I'm just trying to stay calm.Blair
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Don't talk to them. They're working. REFRESH!Blair
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Having the freshman class at Brearley hold their annual sleepover in my hotel room was a nice touch.Jack
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I would say "get a room," but yours is right above mine. Please try to remember that.Eric
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