Gossip Girl

Gossip Girl Season 1 Quotes (Page 16)

Season 1 Episode 6: "The Handmaiden's Tale"

Gossip Girl: Call us old school. But sometimes the fairly tale requires the knight to get off his ass and saddle up his steed.
 • Rating: 4.6 / 5.0

Chuck: Mysterious financial transactions. Warring parents. Welcome to the Upper East Side.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Vanessa: The Pacifier played for like a year.
Dan: And they said Vin Diesel couldn't do comedy.
 • Rating: Unrated

Blair: After everything that's happened - or, hasn't happened - I wanna make it special.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 1 Episode 5: "Dare Devil"

Eric: Hey Mom. I'm sorry about tonight.
Lily: Oh, we'll talk about it in the morning. After you had a good night sleep in your own bed.
Eric: I'm going home?
Lily: I'm not sure exactly how this is gonna work, you know.
Eric: I'm not worried. (smiles) It's a good thing I didn't unpack.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Blair: Martini.
Jenny: Oh, no thanks, I don't like Vodka.
Blair: Well thats great, because this is gin, as it should be
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Blair: Okay, I have a problem. I have a big problem! It starts with a capital RX.
Nurse: What drugs have you been taking?
Blair: Caffiene, Nicotine, Cadimine, Disprine, LSD, Driazapam, Flurazepam. All the pams really, I don't discriminate.
Nurse: Apparently not
(picks up phone)
Nurse: Code yellow, floor six. Why don't you wait right here? I'll get a doctor.
(Begining to leave)
Blair: And I'd love a cappuccino!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Dan (explaining to Serena's mom why he never stops talking): I'm sorry. I don't know why I just said anything like that. I have, I have this thing, like a nervous tick. My mind never stops speaking, in like, ever. In fact when I was a little boy, my mom used to say there was never a word I met that I didn't like. You know what else I like? Your daughter. I, I really like your daughter.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Gossip Girl: Spotted on the steps of the Palace -- Cinderella stepping onto a pumpkin instead of her carriage. Lucky for Lonely Boy, there's more than one stable filling our inbox.
 • Rating: Unrated

Blair: Alright, who's ready for a game of Truth or Dare?
Jenny: Oh, I love Truth or Dare. Once, I had to eat an entire bag of marshmallows.
Blair: That's nice, Little Humphrey. But, um, that's not how we play
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Dan: Alright, alright. (loosening his tie) Well, then. If it's a real Dan Humphrey date that you want, then it's a real Dan Humphrey date that you're gonna get. Let's go.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Rufus: (answering the phone) This better not be my wife.
Lillian: Rufus! You always answer the phone like that?!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Serena: There's something vibrating in your pocket, and I really hope it's your phone
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Gossip Girl: If Blair has got to watch her back, Serena needs to keep an eye on her heart. We hear it may have been stolen by Lonely Boy.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Lily: I figured social climbing would be more fulfilling.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Gossip Girl: Too bad no one told him: you can't save a damsel if she loves her distress.
 • Rating: 4.7 / 5.0

Gossip Girl: Here's a little tip, Jenny: the faster you rise, the harder you fall. Hope that Hello Kitty sleeping bag doubles as a parachute.
 • Rating: 4.5 / 5.0

Lily: It makes jokes. Cute.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Blair: I'm not a stop along the way. I'm a destination. And if you refuse to come, I'm gonna need to find a replacement... girls, the waiting list?
 • Rating: 4.9 / 5.0

Jenny: The Humphrey men do casual Friday everyday.
 • Rating: Unrated

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