Lady Godiva, my only friend.

Blair

Nate: Did you sleep with her? Huh!?
Chuck: She needed someone and I was there!

Blair: If you go with them, I'll ruin you.
Jenny: And how are you possibly going to do that?

Like you said, you're a Waldorf. You don't let people tell you who you are, you show them.

Serena

One good scandal deserves another.

Looks like the Virgin Queen isn't as pure as she pretends to be. If Blair Waldorf lied about that, what else did she lie about? Who's your Daddy, B? Your baby's Daddy that is... Two guys in one week? Talk about doing the nasty, or should I say being nasty.

Blair: (sees Chuck, smoking) Oh, don't stop on my account.
Chuck: Oh I had to, second hand smoke is bad for the uh...
Blair: I'm not pregnant. So goodbye mistake, so far in my past I can hardly remember it.
Chuck: You cannot be serious.
Blair: You can't be touching me. Look, if you were going to tell Nate, you would have done so in Monaco but you don't want him to hate you. Game over.
Chuck: Game's not over until I say it is.
Blair: Then go play with yourself.

What's the difference between gossip and scandal? So glad you asked. Anyone can commit a minor indiscretion and generate a day's worth of buzz, but in order for gossip to birth a true scandal it requires the right person to be in the wrong place. Take one "it" girl on a pedestal, add a crowd eager to see her fall, and give them the means to knock her down.

Eric: Is there something you want to tell me?
Serena: I'm that obvious? Yes, actually. That hair color is all wrong for you.
Eric: That's funny. This isn't.

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