Gossip Girl

Gossip Girl Season 1 Quotes (Page 15)

Season 1 Episode 7: "Victor Victrola"

Serena: Wait.
Dan: What? What? Did I do something wrong?
Serena: No.
Dan: I knew the hair thing was too much.
Serena: No, actually, um...
Dan: Um? Um is never good. What?
Serena: (voice breaking) I, I'm scared.
Dan: Of me?
Serena: No! Well, yes. But, it's just...I've never...
Dan: You've never? You're not a...
Serena: No. No, I wish. It's just...nobody's ever looked at the way you just did. In fact, I don't think they looked at me at all. (covers her face with her hand) You think I'm crazy, don't you?
Dan: No. No, I don't.
Serena: Are you mad?
Dan: (smiles) Come here.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Club employee: Who's that girl?
Chuck: I have no idea.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Blair: Thanks for the lift home
Chuck: You were amazing up there
(Blair looks at him for a moment, then leans in for a kiss. Their lips touch lightly, before Chuck pulls away)
Chuck: You sure?
(Blair pauses briefly, then kisses him passionately. Things progress as the screen fades to black)
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Gossip Girl: Didn't anyone tell you N? Be careful what you wish for.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Gossip Girl: Looks like this little lamb needs to stay silent or else.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 1 Episode 6: "The Handmaiden's Tale"

Blair: Is that a bong, mother? I didn't take you for a stoner.
 • Rating: 4.5 / 5.0

Dan: A ball?
Rufus: Haven't you heard? You're sister's Cinderella.
Dan: And let me guess. You're wicked step-sister is Blair Waldorf.
 • Rating: Unrated

Gossip Girl: What was it we say about appearances? Yes, they can be deceiving. But most of the time, what you see is what you get.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Blair: What is Nate doing? He's supposed to go find Kati and Is. It's getting late and I'm losing heat.
Chuck: Well you look ravishing. If I were your man, I wouldn't need clues to find you.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Dan: Serena, hey.
Serena: What are you really doing here, Dan?
Dan: What am I doing here? I ran across the city, I rent a tuxedo, I stole this mask from some drunken kid only to look like Robin, I conned my way in here all to see you. I care.
Serena: Well, you didn't seem to care this morning when you were with another girl and lied about it.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Vanessa: You said you love me.
Dan: Loved you. In the past, in the pre-shaving sixteen-year-old kind of way. You know, things have changed.
 • Rating: Unrated

Jenny: Everything okay?
Serena: I'm not sure. Dan surprised me by showing up here.
Jenny: Well, go Dan!
Serena: Yeah, except then he threw me through a loop by chasing after some girl named Vanessa.
Jenny: No, V's Dan's best friend.
 • Rating: Unrated

Serena: I hear the Ice Capades are coming to town.
Dan: If you're there, so am I.
 • Rating: 4.9 / 5.0

Blair: All I wanted was for us to start over. And you didn't even try.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Chuck: Little Jenny Humphrey gets my pants off and I still don't manage to enjoy it.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Jenny: He'd probably go anywhere with you. Except maybe the Ice Capades because that really freaked him out when he was five.
 • Rating: Unrated

Rufus: i thought he should know how it feels to lose you. Cause, trust me, it's not fun.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Dan: Vanessa, wait! Why don't you wait... because you're not Vanessa. Sorry. Case of mistaken identity; ironically, not involving masks.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Jenny: Let's play a game.
Chuck: I'd say strip poker. But I don't have any cards.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Rufus: Since when were you the patron saint of former rock stars?
Lily: Since when were you a rock star?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

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