Gossip Girl

Gossip Girl Season 1 Quotes (Page 20)

Season 1 Episode 1: "Pilot"

Jenny: Too bad it's more than our rent. But I think I can sew something like it.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Rufus: Maybe if musicians got off their blogs and picked up their guitars, the music business would be in better shape.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Gossip Girl: Did B think S would go down without a fight? Or can these two hotties work it out? There's nothing Gossip Girl likes more than a good cat fight. And this could be a classic.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Blair: We should get going, unless you want us to wait for you. Looks like you got a lot of yogurt left.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Serena: So, when's the party?
Blair: Saturday... and you're kinda not invited. Since, until 12 hours ago, we all thought you were at boarding school. And Jenny used up all the invites.
Jenny: Actually..."
Blair: You can go now.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Dan: So, you guys wanna sit together at lunch?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Chuck: You guys have been dating since kindergarten and you haven't sealed the deal.
Nate: Who says 'seal the deal?'
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Chuck: Serena look effin hot last night. There's something wrong with that level of perfection. It needs to be violated.
Nate: You are deeply disturbed.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Nate: You're back now.
Serena: I didn't come back for you.
 • Rating: 4.7 / 5.0

Serena: Look, Blair's my best friend and you're her boyfriend. And she loves you. That's the way things are supposed to be.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Serena: You know my mom: if it's not broke, break it.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Jenny: So we should just be anonymous losers who eat lunch alone and never get invited to parties?
Dan: Works for me.
 • Rating: 4.7 / 5.0

Dan: I don't read Gossip Girl. That's for chicks.
 • Rating: 4.5 / 5.0

Gossip Girl: Better lock it down with Nate, B. Clock is ticking.
 • Rating: Unrated

Mrs. Waldorf: If you're gonna wear one of my designs, at least tell me so we can have it fitted.
Blair: Thanks, mom.
 • Rating: 3.7 / 5.0

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