Dan: Wait, don't you all hate each other?
Blair: Yes.
Nate: Absolutely.
Chuck: No.

Serena: Why are you here?
Blair: Uh, I'm a big fan of Lincoln Hawk?

Serena: So where's Georgina?
Chuck: You're out of luck, she just left.
Serena: Where's Dan?
Chuck: I'm out of luck, he's still here.

Nate: You know, why do I get the feeling you're actually enjoying this?
Chuck: Call me sentimental.

Spotted, B. and C. reunited to defend S.'s honor. With friends like these, who needs armies?

Nate Archibald, man of the people.

Vanessa

Blair: Hello?
Nate: Hey, I only have a second. I'm on my way to Queens.
Blair: Gross. Why?
Nate: To meet Vanessa at a concert.
Blair: It got grosser.

Spotted, Lonely Boy, on the Upper East Side, learning the lesson that nothing stays missing for long.

Serena: I don't feel so good.
Georgina: (to Pete) Don't worry, she gets frisky right after she hurls.

Blair: You were on the floor!
Chuck: I hurt my back.
Blair: How? It's not like you every do anything athletic.
Chuck: Well, that's not entirely true, now is it?
Blair: Fine, nothing that involves removing your scarf.
Chuck: That was one time, it was chilly.

Serena: Because, I would rather Dan think I cheated on him than know what I really did.
Nate: What you really did?

[on the phone with Lily] I think you should have worry about your daughter. Worry like before she went away.

Dorota

Gossip Girl Season 1 Quotes

And who am I? That's one secret I'll never tell ... You know you love me. XOXO, Gossip Girl

Gossip Girl

My father is someone who goes after what he wants, and Lily van der Woodsen was no exception. In typical Bass man fashion his pursuit was direct, and at times not exactly subtle. One thing I learned about my father’s courtship of Lily is the importance of perseverance. That in the face of true love you don’t just give up, even if the object of your affection is begging you too. And one thing I learned from Lily is the importance of forgiveness. She gave my father the gift of a second chance and in kind I watched him become someone actually worthy of that gift. And one day I hope I’ll be lucky enough to find someone who will do the same for me. To the happy couple…

Chuck