Gossip Girl

Gossip Girl Season 1 Quotes (Page 5)

Season 1 Episode 15: "Desperately Seeking Serena"

Asher: Oh, oh so sorry. Are you okay?
Jenny: Yeah. [laughs] My lunch isn't though.
Asher: Uh, let me give you my last dollar.
Jenny: Oh, I couldn't you shouldn't be walking the streets with no money.
Asher: Let's just settle for an IOU then.
Jenny: It's just a hot dog.
 • Rating: Unrated

Serena: This is not about last year Georgina, it's about last night!
Georgina: Like you are some innocent bystander who walked in on...
Serena: I'M NOT TALKING ABOUT IT GEORGINA, OKAY?! And neither are you. If I going down, you're going down with me. In the meantime, stay out of my life.
Georgina: I don't need anyone in my life who doesn't wanna be there.
Serena: Then we're agreed.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Gossip Girl: Hope that wasn't the wrong answer, S. This test doesn't grade on a curve.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Blair: Ew gross! Incoming, Chuck.
 • Rating: 4.3 / 5.0

Blair: Nelly Yuki must be destroyed!
Serena: Why do you keep saying her name?
Blair: Because it's Nelly Yuki!
 • Rating: 4.9 / 5.0

Rufus: You used to cry when I didn't walk you to school.
Jenny: That wasn't me, that was Dan.
Dan: I was six. It was a very emotional time for me, post-tee ball.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Blair: And have you seen Nelly Yuki's extracurriculars? I should kick her well-rounded ass.
 • Rating: 4.5 / 5.0

Dan: Serena, don't take this the wrong way, but you sound like a jackass we know.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Dan: (as Serena covers his eyes and kisses him) Oh, Chuck, I had no idea you felt that way about me.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Elise: What are you doing? He's gorgeous.
Jenny: He's a dog-walker. I need a king, not a jester.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Georgina: (to Serena) You always did know how to leave them wanting more.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Georgina: (to Serena) And do you remember when we ran out of money and I had to flash the bartender?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Dan: I can't concentrate.
Jenny: The sound of your own voice annoying you?
 • Rating: 4.5 / 5.0

Nelly: Todd's here? Do I have cushion face?
Isabel: A little.
 • Rating: 4.3 / 5.0

Isabel: So how did you get Todd to play along?
Blair: Hey Is... what are you doing tonight?
Isabel: Uh, not Todd.
Blair: Fine, I guess I'll have to come up with something else.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Georgina: So you want to distance yourself from your mistakes by staying away from me.
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 1 Episode 14: "The Blair Bitch Project"

Blair: Excuse me, this seems private, so I'm gonna head out now. I have a table at Butter, reservation's under Waldorf in case there's an after-party.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Serena: Can you just get it over with, Chuck? Say whatever pervy thing you're going say and leave.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Serena: B, what are you doing?
Blair: Giving home schooling some serious consideration.
 • Rating: 4.8 / 5.0

Operator: Information, city and state please.
Blair: Brooklyn... I think that's in New York.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

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