Gossip Girl

Gossip Girl Season 2 Quotes (Page 12)

Season 2 Episode 14: "In the Realm of the Basses"

Rufus: I have a right to know my son.
Lily: And he has a right to his own life. Just like you've had yours.
Rufus: I was going to be a rock star, remember? Instead I had two kids. And I was there to take them to school every morning and talk about their days at night. And if someone came to me and said I could trade that for the life I wanted when I was nineteen, I wouldn't. Being a father's who I am. Don't take that away.
Lily: I'm sorry, I can't.
Rufus: Then I'll find him without your help.
 • Rating: 3.5 / 5.0

Serena: Wait. If Chuck is really in trouble then we need to help him. He doesn't have any brothers and sisters. We are all he has. You are all he has.
Blair: He doesn't want my help.
Serena: So that's just it? You're going to abandon him for some society matrons?
Blair: Those "matrons" as you call them, are helping me build a life. All Chuck can do is destroy one. I'm not abandoning Chuck. I'm just saving myself.
 • Rating: 4.3 / 5.0

Blair: Have you seen Chuck today?
Serena: No. Why?
Blair: Did he come home last night?
Serena: Blair, I don't know. What's wrong?
Blair: Yesterday Kweller caught him smoking hash at school. There was a meeting. And to say it went badly would be an understatement.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Jack: I get Bart dying has been difficult. But the way things've been handled the last couple weeks, you shut away like Gloria Swanson, my nephew MIA in a Thai bordello, my big brother may not've won parent-of-the-year, but I doubt he'd be too happy.
Lily: Well, you needn't worry yourself anymore. Chuck is my step-son. I'll take care of him.
Jack: WAS your step-son. And as Chuck's last living relative, I have to say - I don't feel comfortable leaving him in this situation. You should eat. People grieving tend to neglect their health.
 • Rating: Unrated

Gossip Girl: Pop quiz. What do you get when you cross Chuck Bass, a billion dollars and Bart cold in the ground?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Blair: The circumstances are most extenuating. Can we forgive it this one time?
Headmistress Queller: (to Chuck) Would you promise me that nothing like this will ever happen again?
Chuck: (pulls out joint, lights it) For you, Headmistress, anything. Everyone, it's been a pleasure.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Isabel: Blair's leaving us behind. It's like the end of an era.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Blair: I thought I was leaving high school behind. I guess I never do.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Gossip Girl: One thing about being on the top of the world.. it gives you a long, long way to fall.
 • Rating: 4.4 / 5.0

Gossip Girl: Spotted at Victrola, Lonely Boy and Chuck Bass having a heart to heart. What or who do they have talk about? And will Serena will be the last to know?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Chuck: Uncle Jack, what a surprise. How've you been?
Jack: Uh-huh, so I take it you don't remember our rickshaw ride down Selon Road? The 15-hour flight?
Chuck: ... that was you?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Jack: What seems to be the problem?
Headmistress Queller: I found Charles smoking marijuana on school property.
Chuck: Hash, actually. I find it gives a smoother high.
Jack: Sounds to me like the evidence is questionable.
 • Rating: 4.9 / 5.0

Serena: [hugs Dan] This is MY news.
Blair: A postcard would have been fine. I'm really happy for you. I'm going to go vomit now.
 • Rating: 4.9 / 5.0

Serena: He was probably thinking about you the whole time he was in Thailand.
Blair: Not unless I was a Thai hooker named Bo.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Jack: Blair, you came to greet us.
Blair: Not you. Chuck. You said you found him.
Jack: In Bangkok. He was staying at our hotel there. You hear the term "den of iniquity," but until you really see one -
Blair: Do you have him or not?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Dan: Oh, Dad. We were just, um... we're busted.
Rufus: I don't like the two of you being alone here when I'm not.
Dan: You're kidding, right?
Rufus: This is my home and I would appreciate it if you respected that.
 • Rating: Unrated

Chuck: [to Dan] It's done as soon as you tell her... Sharing a sibling is a bit much, even for me.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Penelope: We're more than any one member. And the only way Nelly is leaving is in a body bag.
Hazel: God. P. Tone down the crazy.
 • Rating: 4.3 / 5.0

Gossip Girl: Word is Serena van der Woodsen tangoed in the New Year in the plazas of Buenos Aires.
 • Rating: Unrated

Eric: How was Thailand?
Chuck: I honestly don't remember.
Eric: You should come home, Chuck.
Chuck: I think I'll take the view from above. It was nice having you as my little brother.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

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