Looks like Polanski's in town.

Chuck

Do you think the Humphreys have a crest that Jenny could sew onto one of my cardigans?

Dan

Chuck: Yale, the only thing she wanted more than me. That would be painful.
Serena: Chuck, she's embarrassed, so we've gotta give her time to lick her wounds.
Chuck: Maybe I could lick them for her.

Do you want me to overnight you a red tie from Bluefly?

Jenny

What is this? Good cop, Bass cop?

Carter

Take me now.

Blair

Yeah, Bette Davis. I love her eyes ... her hair is Harlow gold.

Serena

It's just sometimes that my thoughts come so fast that I get confused.

Serena

Blair: Aren't you so tired of brooding artists?
Serena: Well, he does brood in the sexiest way.

Every actress eventually finds the hook into her character. Even if sometimes life has to give her a little push. But don't worry, B, when God closes a door, he opens a play.

On the Upper East Side, all the world's a stage and the men and women merely players. But once a year, Constance St Jude's students shed their usual roles and take on new ones for the Senior Class play. This year's pick? "The Age of Innocence." Before Gossip Girl, there was Edith Wharton, and how little has changed. The same Society snobs still reigned, only in corsets and horse-drawn carriages.

I've been bathing like the French in restaurant bathrooms all week.

Elle

Gossip Girl Season 2 Quotes

Serena: Blair will never forgive you for what you did to her.
Chuck: Who told you that little piece of advice, your boyfriend Nate?
Serena: Nate didn't say anything ...
Chuck: Good. I don't think it's wise taking relationship advice from someone in a FAKE relationship. Call me crazy. (pause) Enjoy another night alone with your thoughts.
Serena: Good luck on your suicide mission!

Serena: I still miss Dan sometimes... more than sometimes.
Blair: The only thing lamer than dating Dan Humphrey... is mourning Dan Humphrey.