Gossip Girl

Gossip Girl Season 2 Quotes (Page 11)

Season 2 Episode 15: "Gone with the Will"

Blair: Morning Jack.
Jack: Blair.
Blair: Chuck asked me to come to the reading of the will for support.
Jack: Only thing he's going to need support for is the massive influx into his bank account.
Blair: Charming.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Lily: I don't want to spend another day yet another minute trapped in this hotel room scared that you are going to hate me forever... when I'm still in love with you.
 • Rating: 4.5 / 5.0

Lawyer: Are you comfortable with this?
Chuck: Curfew?
Jack: None.
Chuck: Girls sleeping over?
Jack: Yes, please.
Chuck: I'll allow it.
 • Rating: 4.9 / 5.0

Jack: Why would he leave Bass Industries to you, a teenager who can't his pecker in his pants for more than 24 hours.
Chuck: At least I can keep it in service for more than five minutes.
 • Rating: 4.9 / 5.0

Chuck: I owe you a lot, Jack, you saved my life when I didn't want it to be saved.
Jack: Well, you noticed that Thai waitress I was going to take home the other night had a penis, so we're even.
 • Rating: 4.6 / 5.0

Blair: It's so hard finding obedient minions.
 • Rating: 4.7 / 5.0

Lily: You don't think I've thought about this child every day of his life? You want to meet him. Have you thought about what happens after that? What if we find out he's had a horrible life? Or what if we instantly love him and then it's very clear that we've made a terrible mistake?
 • Rating: 4.3 / 5.0

Rufus: I'm not ready to leave yet. Maybe we should write the family a letter.
 • Rating: 3.5 / 5.0

Nate: [on Bart's letter] Aren't you curious what it says?
Chuck: I think I can guess. You're a disappointment of a son; I'd die of embarrassment if I hadn't already; why do you wear so much purple?
 • Rating: 4.9 / 5.0

Serena: I'm here on a rather pathetic mission. I'm boyfriend snooping.
Vanessa: I see.
Serena: It's not something I'm proud of, but I don't know what else to do. Something's going on with Dan, I thought I knew what it was but I don't. I was wondering if he said anything to you.
Vanessa: No he didn't. I'm sorry.
 • Rating: 1.5 / 5.0

Serena: I figured if he would've told anyone, he would've told you.
Vanessa: Whatever it is, I'm sure he'll tell you. Dan's not exactly one for keeping secrets.
Serena: I used to think that, but now I don't know anymore.
 • Rating: 2.0 / 5.0

Jack: I hope you don't mind. I let myself in.
Chuck: I've made my decision, Jack.
Jack: I know. And I owe you an apology. The fact is you're Bart's son. And it is your rightful place.
Chuck: Your blessing means a lot to me.
Jack: Good. Now before we start spooning I want to take you out tonight, to properly celebrate.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Chuck: I'm having dinner with Blair.
Jack: Reschedule Blair.
Chuck: I can't. She's been a good friend to me.
Jack: The last time I had a friend like that I wind up with gonorrhea.
Chuck: Suprex?
Jack: Rocephin.
 • Rating: 4.8 / 5.0

Jack: Is this who Chuck Bass imagines himself to be? A man who goes to the office, then comes home to wife? It's no coincidence your father had his most success when he was single. I invited a few friends to join us ... guess I'll have to entertain them on my own. Last chance ...
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Rufus: Hey Dan, what's up.
Dan: Hey, you do realize the reason Serena and I broke up was the fact that she was so secretive. Now I'm the one keeping secrets.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Dan: [on phone, walking away] I don't like lying to my girlfriend. Serena has a right to know what's going on.
Isabel: Oh my god, we have to tell Serena.
Nelly: Tell her what? We don't know what he's lying about.
Penelope: Why are you talking? Last I checked you were still on probation.
 • Rating: Unrated

Nelly: We should at least tell Blair.
Isabel: We can't. Blair's with Chuck. Again.
Penelope: I'm really getting sick of how much time she's spending with him.
Isabel: His dad just died.
Penelope: Yeah, like a month ago.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Serena: Look, I know you've been avoiding me, but my mom called from Boston this morning and I asked her point blank. You have nothing to worry about.
Dan: Worried? Who said anything about being worried? What'd she say?
Serena: That there's nothing going on between her and Rufus.
Dan ... Oh.
 • Rating: 4.5 / 5.0

Season 2 Episode 14: "In the Realm of the Basses"

Gossip Girl: Gossip Girl here, welcoming you to the New Year. When Manhattanites who flew south for the sun return to their Park Avenue perches. Which means I have a lot of catching up to do. Word is, Serena van der Woodsen tangoed in the New Year in the plazas of Buenos Aires. Guess that means Lonely Boy was all alone when the clock tolled twelve. And what of Little J? Rumor is she's trading runways for hallways. So long high fashion, hello high school. Blair Waldorf has been spotted making inroads at The Colony Club. With high school nearing its end, has Queen B. found a new social ladder to climb? So the only real question remaining: Where in the world is Chuck Bass? And is he ever coming back?
 • Rating: Unrated

Lily: Rufus. Your message said it was urgent. Has something happened?
Rufus: Dan knows. Or he doesn't yet. But I think he will soon. And I imagine he'll tell Serena. And I thought you should know.
Lily: Rufus, wait. What will they think of me?
Rufus: Serena and Eric? Well it's not my problem. We're each on our own, remember?
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

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