Gossip Girl

Gossip Girl Season 2 Quotes (Page 10)

Season 2 Episode 16: "You've Got Yale!"

Gossip Girl: Sticks and stones may break bones, but a poison pen is the best revenge.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Gossip Girl: The thing about new beginnings is that they require something elso to end.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Rufus: (to Dan) I just had a full conversation with this opera-goer about 'The Magic Flute'. And he pretended like that was exactly what he just watched. I'm beginning to get these society people. It's all a big game pretending you know what you're talking about.
 • Rating: Unrated

Dan: Yale day. I thought we could walk to school together for support. I keep telling myself that everything happens for a reason. I'll end up in the right place. But what if I don't get in?
Serena: Forget you. What if I do and Blair doesn't?
Dan: Fire and brimstone. A lot of bitchy asides. Death by Dorota.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Blair: This is a B.
Rachel: Yes. It is.
Blair: You're new here so you don't know how it works.
Rachel: I have a feeling you're about to explain.
Blair: Second semester seniors get a free pass, like pregnant ladies or 14-year-old Chinese gymnasts. Constance wants their students to get into the best colleges. That's why this free pass exists. The headmistress, if she knew about this grade, she'd rap you on the wrist.
Rachel: Maybe, in time, I'll get in trouble for not inflating grades like everyone else, Miss Waldorf, but until then, I'll give them based on merit.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Rachel: I've never even been to New York before. It's a lot different from Des Moines.
 • Rating: Unrated

Blair: Cancel the Nelly Yuki project now!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Miss Queller: When I spoke to Dean Barrowby this morning, he assured me that if the student they've accepted turns them down, you are next in line.
Blair: Dan Humphrey. He's like a cafeteria lady who won the lottery. You couldn't pry that acceptance from his hands with the jaws of life.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Blair: Witch hunts are my Valium, Serena. I'm just trying to stay calm.
 • Rating: 4.9 / 5.0

Blair: Don't talk to them. They're working. REFRESH!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Jack: Having the freshman class at Brearley hold their annual sleepover in my hotel room was a nice touch.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Eric: I would say "get a room," but yours is right above mine. Please try to remember that.
 • Rating: 4.9 / 5.0

Season 2 Episode 15: "Gone with the Will"

Chuck: I'm sorry. I screwed up.
Blair: It's too late, Chuck. I stood by you through all of this but I can't watch you self-destruct any longer.
 • Rating: 4.8 / 5.0

Dan: Through all this I had so many thoughts going through my head, but the one that kept popping up again and again: what does this mean—for us?
Serena: I don't know, but we'll figure it out. Because I know no matter what I want to be with you.
Dan: Me too.
 • Rating: 4.2 / 5.0

Serena: I don't know. I had enough trouble with the idea of mom and Rufus dating, but now I share a sibling with my boyfriend. That's little more hillbilly than I can handle.
Eric: It is a little twisted. But so what?
Serena: Well what if we can't get past it?
Eric: I don't know. But you can't push Dan away right now. Whatever you are going through he's going through the same thing.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Chuck: You're my only family. How could you do this to me?
Jack: You did it to yourself. Clearly I was right and you weren't ready.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Chuck: I don't need your help. Stop trying to play the wife.
 • Rating: 4.6 / 5.0

Rufus: They don't want to meet. They don't want us to contact them. Ever.
 • Rating: 3.0 / 5.0

Blair: (reading the letter) Dear Son, I know I've always been hard on you—
Chuck: True.
Blair: —but my goal was always to prepare you for this day. To help you go from being a boy to a man.
Chuck: An Italian au pere took care of that.
Blair: Chuck, please. Sadly, there is nothing like the passing of a father to aid in this rite of passage for his son. Ultimately I do feel that I did my job and you are prepared for this next chapter of your life. Therefore I am bequeathing to you the majority share of Bass Industries.
Chuck: Surely that's a mistake.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Jack: Come out with me tonight.
Blair: I told you I'm not interested.
Jack: Didn't seem that way on New Years.
Blair: Whatever may have transpired between us, what's important is what it means to me. Which is nothing.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

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