Gossip Girl

Gossip Girl Season 2 Quotes (Page 26)

Season 2 Episode 2: "Never Been Marcused"

Rufus: Does this place actually serve coffee, or what?
Vanessa: Yes, it does!
 • Rating: 2.3 / 5.0

Nate: No offense, but don't you think you're a little outmatched?
Chuck: At squash? I've been playing my father since 8th grade, how good can Marcus be?
Nate: No, I mean as a guy. Blair wants to be a princess and your greatest achievement is owning PART of a burlesque club.
Chuck: Which is why I have to get to know him. No one is that perfect. Once I get him outta the way, I'll have a clear shot with Blair.
Nate: You know it's love when you start talking like an assassin.
Chuck: I think you're jealous of my new best friend!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Gossip Girl: Cheers to that, Blair. Nothing says welcome home like a bottle of bubbly... or a scandal bubbling.
 • Rating: Unrated

Catherine: [leaving voicemail] Nate, it's Catherine. Last night... was not smart. In fact, it was very, very stupid. Which is why we're going to have to be much more clever when we get back to the city. Call me when you get this.
 • Rating: Unrated

Gossip Girl: Summer Tip #3. Take time to stop and smell the flowers. It's true that all good things must come to an end. August is no exception. They don't call it Fall for nothing.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Blair: Squash? I'll squash YOU.
Chuck: It's just a game, Blair.
Blair: Not to me, Basshole. I like him!
Chuck: So do I. And apparently he doesn't have too many friends.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Serena: Blair Waldorf, a fling? You're not exactly low maintenance.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Blair: Just because Marcus is the perfect post-Bass palate cleanser doesn't mean he isn't a tasty dish of his own!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Serena: And you really expect me to believe this isn't all about revenge on Chuck?
Blair: Revenge is so 12 hours ago!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Blair: I have to get back to the city. Senior year awaits.
Marcus: Let's see. Beautiful girl. Autumn in New York. I think I can find some way to entertain myself. My family will be happy I'm staying in one place for awhile.
 • Rating: Unrated

Blair: [to Marcus] Don't worry. I'm well versed in your lordly ways. And I'm ready to meet the queen... which I also just watched on DVD.
 • Rating: Unrated

Gossip Girl: Summer Tip #2. There is no "we" in summer. Only u and me.
 • Rating: Unrated

Serena: [to Dan] Okay. I will see you back in the city. Fully clothed. With lots of people around. Okay?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Serena: I just think that we should ... think, before we get back together.
Dan: I thought this meant we were back together.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Serena: I'm just a little ...
Dan: Overwhelmed?
Serena: Confused.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Gossip Girl: As summer comes to an end, I'd like to share a few things I've learned about fun in the sun. Gossip Girl's guide to summer fun tip #1: Don't fall asleep on the job. The best hookups are free of morning breath and awkward conversation. The only thing better than making up ... is waking up.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 2 Episode 1: "Summer, Kind of Wonderful"

Serena: Oh God. Hot lifeguard has a Camaro. And not in an ironic-I've-got-a-Camaro kinda way.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Dan: [to Serena] I haven't been able to get you out of my head all summer. I was hoping when I saw you, I would know that we did the right thing. But I don't feel that way. I don't feel that way at all.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Chuck: [to Nate] By the way Archibald, now that the summer's over I can tell you I never believed any of the talk that you hit it with my sis... [sees Blair] morning, Waldorf!
Blair: It was until now.

 • Rating: 4.9 / 5.0

Blair: At least I could have gotten a more interesting stand-in than James. You know how hard it is to find a good fake boyfriend on short notice?
 • Rating: 4.3 / 5.0

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