Dan: Please, please, give me a break with the rich-people-suck thing.
Vanessa: I don't care if you're rich - which you are, by the way - but if you're going to live in that world, be yourself in that world.

Chuck: What if I ... have a girlfriend?
Ashley: Chuck Bass doesn't DO girlfriends.

[to Nate] You're forgetting one simple fact. Sleeping with the enemy is hot. Why do you think I had the whole Ivanka thing?


Gossip Girl. Never give up, never surrender. XOXO, Gossip Girl.

Serena: Can you guarantee me these will run in Europe and Asia?
Photographer: I'll try my best.
Serena: Good, because I want to make sure my father sees these wherever he goes.

Rufus: Hope I'm doing the right thing.
Jenny: If you want to keep Serena out of the papers, Dad, this is the way to do it.
Eric: You own all the pictures now.
Photo guy: Not all of them. There is one photographer my group hasn't been able to reach yet.

Blair: [role playing] Waiter, this glass is dirty! And I've been waiting far too long!
Chuck: I apologize, ma'am. Surely, there's some way I can make up for the poor service.
Blair: I can think of a few ways.

Vanessa: [kisses Scott] I think we've done enough talking for one night. And I thought one of us should finally make the first move.
Scott: I'm glad you did.

Blair: Running all the way back to New York... was exciting. Do you know where Alexandra lives?
Chuck: Why don't we stay in instead?

Chuck Bass: We could never be boring.
Blair Waldorf: You say that, but I know you. You're Chuck Bass.
Chuck Bass: I'm not Chuck Bass without you.

Gossip Girl: Spotted: Chuck Bass, up to his old tricks.

Welcome back Upper East Siders. After a long hot summer away, I see it didn't take you long to dirty up the clean slates I gave you. My inbox is overflowing, so let's get to the good stuff, shall we?

Gossip Girl Season 3 Quotes

As a famed literary critic once told Oprah, memory is subjective. It can be embellished or denied. But as James Fray knows all too well, the truth always comes out.

Gossip Girl

I'm just trying to protect my mom.