Gossip Girl

Gossip Girl Season 3 Quotes

Season 3 Episode 22: "Last Tango, Then Paris"

Jenny: [to Nate] I get it, you and I are friends, you love Serena.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Lily: You just have to wait until they finish college. Or in the case of Serena, rebel and NOT go.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Eleanor: I am never letting this creature go.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Cyrus: [during the delivery] Not enough!!!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Chuck: If you want to leave, now is the time.
Jenny: You're not kicking me out?
Chuck: Some of them don't get the choice.
Jenny: I don't want to be alone.
Chuck: Neither do I.
 • Rating: 3.3 / 5.0

Chuck: The world you're looking at only exists from the outside. The only reason I survive in it is that I always knew it was empty.
 • Rating: 4.9 / 5.0

Blair: Signs are for the religious the superstitious and the lower class.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Blair: First of all, S., you didn't go to school this year and you haven't had a real job in months, so life is kind of like summer for you.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Dorota: Blair loves the Empire State Building. Even though she doesn't want to, and she should just admit it and make all our lives easier.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 3 Episode 21: "Ex-Husbands and Wives"

Gossip Girl: In this family feud, that's Van der Woodsons 1, Humphreys 0.
 • Rating: Unrated

Blair: Like every great general, I have contingency plans.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Serena: What are you doing here, no pills to steal in Brooklyn?
 • Rating: 4.4 / 5.0

Chuck: What brings you and your mid-level entourage?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Blair: The two of you here together? Please tell me there's an explanation other than the Apocalypse.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Nate: Rufus is a good guy.
Serena: They all are. Until they're not anymore.
 • Rating: Unrated

Blair: Is this about Lily?
Serena: I think Rufus cheated on her.
Blair: I didn't even know they had groupies that old.
 • Rating: 4.8 / 5.0

Gossip Girl: Whether it's love or war you're outfitting for, thank goodness for fashion.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Chuck: I'll be waiting on top of the Empire State Building.
Blair: You can't Affair to Remember me.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

William: I've got the files in my bag. Do you want to see them?
Serena: No, Dad, you don't have to prove yourself.
William: I think I do.
 • Rating: Unrated

Lily: [to William] You know, it's really nice to be here with someone who doesn't hate these things.
 • Rating: Unrated

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