Gossip Girl

Gossip Girl Season 4 Quotes (Page 10)

Season 4 Episode 18: "The Kids Stay in the Picture"

Lily: For gods sake, Carol. It's a necklace, not a heroin needle.
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Chuck: Did you notice her talking to anyone? Whoever she kissed seems to have had an effect. "Life-changing" were the words she used.
Dan: Well a life-changing kiss might not be something you want to mess with.
Chuck: What are you trying to say, Humphrey?
Dan: With you, she was always caught up in schemes and takedowns. But that's not really her. She's intelligent, she's intuitive. You know? She weeps when she watches Nights of Cabiria.
Chuck: How do you know that?
Dan: Uh... Serena told me. But listen, if Blair's happy, I mean maybe you should let her be.
Chuck: You care more about Blair's happiness than I knew.
Dan: Eh.
Chuck: Thank you for your time.
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Dan: Hey Chuck. Uh, what are you doing here?
Chuck: May I come in?
Dan: Yeah.
Chuck: I've learned some information about my past that's making me reconsider my future. My future with Blair. However my intel indicates that she's seeing someone else.
Dan: What's that got to do with me?
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Lily: Rufus! We found leg warmers! No, I'm not drunk.
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Carol: You might be Upper East Side blue blood and I might be Florida bohemian, but at bottom the Rhodes sisters are still badasses from the Valley.
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Blair: Well. I just did recently have a moment of perspective myself. But thankfully I didn't have to go to an ashram to have it.
Epperley: What happened?
Blair: I kissed someone. And it was truly a life-changing experience.
Epperley: Do tell.
Blair: I just did. That was it. But the point is, that one kiss changed me.
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Blair: Those Setters are better-looking than the Suttons.
Epperley: Oh... but they love each other anyway. Just proving that everyone has their soul mate.
Blair: Yeah. Did you join a cult in Bali?
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Serena: Okay, well I'm not letting you go home until you spend a day with me. Let me show you this world and you can decide for yourself what you think of it. We'll start with Barney's and then work our way back to InterMix.
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Cece: Boys, William may have a solution.
Rufus: Imagine that.
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Serena: Charlie, oh my god! Well, Charlotte! Oh my gosh! Your mom didn't tell me you were here.
Charlotte: That's because she doesn't know.
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Gossip Girl: Uh oh, Lily. It looks like instead of being on the pages, you're about to have the book thrown at you.
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Lily: I can't believe you asked Carol here without clearing it with me first.
Cece: What's to ask? You're her sister! And besides, I knew you'd say no.
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Blair: This isn't about work or time, Dorota. It's about the truth. Something happened recently that revealed my future and I've been hiding ever since 'cause I don't want to deal with it.
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Blair: Take that away, Dorota! I can't eat! I only rang to tell you to call the doctor. I think I have consumption.
Dorota: Consumption not since 19th century. They have vaccine.
Blair: Well then I'm dying of malaise!
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Dan: I mean, it was just once. And it was weird.
Eric: Oh I would expect so. Yes.
Dan: But weird, good? Like "Wow, that's weird this is such a god kiss." Or weird bad, like, you know, just "Wow. Weird."
Eric: I would... She didn't give you any indication at the time?
Dan: No. No. She just walked away—stunned, left me standing there in the foyer.
Eric: Mysterious.
Dan: I know, right? I mean, I did what I thought was the polite thing. Called her the next day, It's been almost a week and I haven't heard back.
Eric: Wait. Wait, why do you care so much? Do you...do you like her?
Dan: What? No no no. I don't like her. No, of course not. Not at all. I'm just curious. And you, I mean, she does... she does smell nice.
Eric: Oh, you are ass backwards crushing on Blair Waldorf!
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Dan: You swear not to tell anyone? Or laugh?
Eric: Ah, I'll take your secret to my grave, but laughter is an uncontrollable bodily response.
Dan: I kissed Blair Waldorf.
Eric: Wow I didn't see that coming.
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Eric: Thank you for letting me hide out here. I just needed a time out from my mom and my grandma and my dad and... your dad.
Dan: Oh yeah. I mean, of course. My house is your safe house.
Eric: I'm surprised Serena didn't call you and ask you to be her back-up.
Dan: She did. But I figured I'd dodge that war. Hey, does William Carlos Williams go under W or C?
Eric: Hm. This is the first time I've ever seen you pass up a chance to save Serena. And you're alphabetizing. What's up?
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Cece: Oh darling! Oh you look lovely in your mug shot. It was smart of you to turn yourself in so you could make sure your hair was done.
Lily: Yes mother. That's why I did it.
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Serena: [on Blair] I think her "powerful woman" path hit a roadblock, and you know how important that is to her.
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Chuck: How are things with William?
Serena: Well if I cut everyone out of my life who made a mistake I wouldn't have anyone left.
Chuck: On the topic of mistakes, do you know what one I might have made to cause Blair to cut me off?
Serena: You didn't talk to her after your party?
Chuck: She wouldn't let me in her room. When she said she didn't want to talk to me, I didn't think she meant "ever again." She's not seeing someone, is she?
Serena: No, not unless you count Dorota. She hasn't left her bed in a week.
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