Gossip Girl

Gossip Girl Season 4 Quotes (Page 27)

Season 4 Episode 9: "The Witches of Bushwick"

Dan: Hey Serena, it's me. I saw your thing in The Post. Just wanted you to know that Brooklyn is a great place to avoid nasty looks. Unless you throw your recycling in the regular trash or try to open a chain store with questionable labor practices.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Serena: Hey, why are you guys eating? I thought we were going to Sarabeth's.
Eric: Ah, we decided we could spread out better here. There's more room to work.
Serena: On what, your calculus homework?
Eric: Your love life. It's a little something called "Dan vs. Nate". We're here to help.
Elliot: And we brought protractors.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 4 Episode 8: "Juliet Doesn't Live Here Anymore"

Colin: You promised you weren't in contact with Ben.
Juliet: It's not that easy for him!
Colin: Prison shouldn't be easy. Especially when you deserve to be there. Why else would his lawyer have had him plead guilty?
 • Rating: 3.0 / 5.0

Blair: What if I need to go through sex rehab like Jesse James?
 • Rating: 4.8 / 5.0

Serena: [to Dan] Why do you have mad face?
 • Rating: 2.0 / 5.0

Vanessa: Let me see, writing a paper on Hannah Arendt? Or a secret mission that might help me clear my name. Let me grab my bag.
 • Rating: 3.0 / 5.0

Blair: [to Serena] Do you forget what happens to you on vacation? There's a reason you never get a tan line.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Blair: It's just your ordinary, run of the mill ex sex, fueled by the most common of aphrodisiacs: mutual loathing and disdain.
Serena: May I remind you that those are both feelings?
 • Rating: 4.4 / 5.0

Blair: Okay, it's just sex, and a one-time thing at that! Or, maybe a five-time thing. Or, let's be honest, I've lost count how many times.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Juliet: I saw the way you were looking at Serena van der Woodsen at Blair Waldorf's party the other night.
 • Rating: 1.0 / 5.0

Chuck: Closure. The unattainable goal. In my personal experience the closest I've come to getting it is through massive amounts of hate sex. But that's just me.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Juliet: Nate, this isn't me. You know that.
Nate: How would I ever believe anything you say again?
Blair: Well you can believe the part where she does her own hair.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Chuck: [to Juliet] Your obsession with Serena has grown tiresome.
Blair: [also to Juliet] Just because you have no money and delusions of grandeur does not make it okay for you to be a single white trash female.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Dean Reuther: Juliet, I don't like tattletales much more than I like young women who use their sexuality to further their academic careers. So if you will please excuse me, I'm going to try my best to to enjoy this performance. Which, hopefully, is a little more graceful than the one I've just seen.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Juliet: Don't you see? They're all protecting each other.
Vanessa: This is what they always do.
Dean Reuther: I'm sorry. Who are you?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Chuck: If I could say something. I for one can fully corroborate Miss Waldorf's story. She was indeed having an affair with Professor Forrester. I know this because I keep tabs on everyone Blair sees and talks to, due to my insatiable jealousy. Though she did state something to the effect that he didn't quite satisfy her like I used to.
Blair: It's true.
 • Rating: 4.6 / 5.0

Blair: Why would I jeopardize my college career by lying? So go ahead, fire Colin. Oh wait! He already quit. So let's just go in and enjoy some jeté. Allegro.
 • Rating: 4.7 / 5.0

Vanessa: Face it, at the end of the day you're an outsider just like me. And if it's ever between one of us and Serena van der Woodsen, they will always choose Serena.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Nate: Everyone your own age is mad at you so you're befriending the dean?
 • Rating: 4.8 / 5.0

Serena: I don't understand. You brought Colin as your date. Are you on a sugar high?
Blair: No. He's your date. Not mine.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

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