Gossip Girl

Gossip Girl Season 4 Quotes (Page 28)

Season 4 Episode 8: "Juliet Doesn't Live Here Anymore"

Gossip Girl: Looks like the chip on Vanessa's shoulder just went digital.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Blair: Hurry! There's a Bass on the loose and it's hungry. Actually, so am I.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Colin: I came to my senses and did what I should have done weeks ago. I called the dean and told her I am done teaching at Columbia. I even managed to find a replacement.
Blair: Just when I had written you off. Well not "just" ... I kind of wrote you off weeks ago. Sorry.
 • Rating: 4.7 / 5.0

Serena: How do you feel about ballet?
Dan: Watching or performing?
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Dorota: If KGB can't get me to talk, Chuck Bass has no chance.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Blair: What are you doing here? Step any closer and I'll scream.
Chuck: You better believe you will. If we're going to end this we have to start the immersion therapy right away.
Blair: What are you talking about? This is a detox. We have to stay away from each other.
Chuck: Where's the fun in that?
Blair: Cleanses aren't fun, they're effective.
 • Rating: 4.9 / 5.0

Serena: Separate flights?
Colin: We'll meet at the Pink Sands. Your room's under your name. I always book mine under Buffett.
 • Rating: Unrated

Blair: Sex in the limo. We've literally come full circle.
Chuck: You're right. We need to do whatever we can to end this.
Blair: It may be difficult but it's the only way.
 • Rating: 4.9 / 5.0

Blair: Serena. What are you doing on campus so early?
Serena: Watching you climb out of a brownstone vestibule with Chuck following like the Bass that ate the canary. And no denials — your skirt's on backwards.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Serena: I'm having a whole new appreciation for pleather seats with duct tape.
 • Rating: 3.0 / 5.0

Blair: What if someone sees.
Chuck: You don't like that anymore?
Blair: No, you idiot! I mean what if someone we know sees. Wait, what am I saying? There will be nothing to see. This ends here.
Chuck: What about over there?
Blair: Okay. Hurry.
 • Rating: 4.9 / 5.0

Nate: Yo. Where have you been? You haven't been home in days.
Chuck: The New York Marathon was this weekend. Those women run 26.2 miles in under three hours so their warm-ups are key.
 • Rating: 4.7 / 5.0

Juliet: Sorry I'm late. I had to pull an all-nighter just to finish Persuasion for my comp lit class. Apparently even Jane Austen can have a misfire.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Chuck: This comforter blocks out so much noise they could sell it to Bose.
Blair: This has got to end.
Chuck: I thought I just did.
Blair: That was the last time.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Serena: I know we agreed to wait, but it feels like life is just passing us by. It's not fair.
Blair: Life is tough Serena. Get a helmet.
 • Rating: 4.5 / 5.0

Season 4 Episode 7: "War at the Roses"

Blair: What are you still doing here Chuck? I threw you out hours ago.
Chuck: I wanted to let you know the treaty is over.
Blair: Fine with me. This pretense of civility was exhausting.
 • Rating: 4.2 / 5.0

Dan: It's Blair's 20th birthday party and I'm still acting like an eighth grader.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Dan: So I wrecked Blair's birthday and I betrayed Nate, I disappointed my dad. And as the icing on the cake I pretty much ruined his and Lily's anniversary.
Vanessa: Other than that, how was your night?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Blair: It only takes one video to topple an entire career. If you don't believe me just YouTube Connie Chung piano.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Rita: Luckily, Robin was working with me in New York this week and able to bring along a very special video of Blair.
Tiffany: What is it?
Penelope: A Jack Bass sex tape?
Tiffany: A Nelly Yuki snuff film?
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

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