Gossip Girl Season 4 Quotes
Blair: Maybe all I have to do to get Epperley off my back is to get her on hers.
Intern: Last time I checked the intern packet, I don't think "Pimp Daddy" was included in the description of duties.
Blair: Well it just so happens that Epperley's perfect partner also owns the perfect hotel to host tonight's kick-off party. Ah, two birds, one Bass.
Raina Thorpe: Don't move.
Chuck: Don't worry.
Either switch that thing off or bring it to bed. Vibration is a terrible thing to waste.Chuck
A wise woman once said that every morning when you wake up you say a little prayer. After all, you never know what your day may hold.
You say potato, judge says pedophile.Damien
Oh, look it's Georgina baby.Blair Waldorf
Epperley: As it turns out, your friend wasn't worthy.
Blair: Tell me about it. I've been trying to convince people for years. But just so you know, he was never really my friend.
When I got locked up I... befriended some not very good guys. I found out the hard way. When you do things that betray who you are, it can become very difficult to recognize yourself. I don't want to see that happen to you.Ben
Guess I must have some undiagnosed brain injury. 'Cause I stupidly thought that this fake friendship might be real.Blair
Blair: My mother didn't get me W. She's a designer. She can't call in favors from a fashion magazine.
Dan: Well you don't get jobs like this with out a connection.
Blair: Well I did. I practically stalked Stefano. I spent the night in his lobby waiting to meet him. After the police escorted me out of the building for the third time, I faxed a letter to every machine in the building.
Dan: That's like 200 fax machines.
Nate: Dad, you'll get another job.
Howard: Yeah. Washing toilets. You know what? I think I'd rather live in a halfway house than live with someone that only halfway trusts me.
Nate: The Thorpes are trying to take over Bass Industries. We thought they might be using you just to get information.
The Captain: I'm a grown man, Nate. And I'm actually good at what I do. Chuck is family. I would never do anything to jeopardize things for him.