Blair: Maybe all I have to do to get Epperley off my back is to get her on hers.
Intern: Last time I checked the intern packet, I don't think "Pimp Daddy" was included in the description of duties.
Blair: Well it just so happens that Epperley's perfect partner also owns the perfect hotel to host tonight's kick-off party. Ah, two birds, one Bass.

Raina Thorpe: Don't move.
Chuck: Don't worry.

Either switch that thing off or bring it to bed. Vibration is a terrible thing to waste.

Chuck

A wise woman once said that every morning when you wake up you say a little prayer. After all, you never know what your day may hold.

You say potato, judge says pedophile.

Damien

Oh, look it's Georgina baby.

Blair Waldorf

Epperley: As it turns out, your friend wasn't worthy.
Blair: Tell me about it. I've been trying to convince people for years. But just so you know, he was never really my friend.

When I got locked up I... befriended some not very good guys. I found out the hard way. When you do things that betray who you are, it can become very difficult to recognize yourself. I don't want to see that happen to you.

Ben

Guess I must have some undiagnosed brain injury. 'Cause I stupidly thought that this fake friendship might be real.

Blair

Blair: My mother didn't get me W. She's a designer. She can't call in favors from a fashion magazine.
Dan: Well you don't get jobs like this with out a connection.
Blair: Well I did. I practically stalked Stefano. I spent the night in his lobby waiting to meet him. After the police escorted me out of the building for the third time, I faxed a letter to every machine in the building.
Dan: That's like 200 fax machines.
Blair: 332.

Nate: Dad, you'll get another job.
Howard: Yeah. Washing toilets. You know what? I think I'd rather live in a halfway house than live with someone that only halfway trusts me.

Nate: The Thorpes are trying to take over Bass Industries. We thought they might be using you just to get information.
The Captain: I'm a grown man, Nate. And I'm actually good at what I do. Chuck is family. I would never do anything to jeopardize things for him.

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Gossip Girl Season 4 Quotes

Blair: Fashion is the most powerful art there is. It's movement, design and architecture all in one. It shows the world who we are and who we'd like to be. Just like your scarf suggests that you'd like to sell used cars.
Dan: Vanessa gave me this scarf.

Since Gothic Barbie remains safely quarantined upstate, feel free to stop by. If you're feeling lonely.

Blair
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