Gossip Girl

Gossip Girl Season 4 Quotes (Page 33)

Season 4 Episode 4: "Touch of Eva"

Nate: I covered for you, okay? I think Vanessa bought it but you know I'm a bad liar.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Serena: [to Dan] I'll call you later.
Blair: No she won't!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Blair: I've never been so happy for Internet porn! Humphrey, you've done a fine job. Serena and I can take it from here.
Dan: Okay, but you may lose me to CSI: Williamsburg.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Gossip Girl: Looks like Eva's past may be Blair's perfect present. But what's more dangerous for Chuck, Eva's secret or what B might do with it?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Blair: The woman is a saint! She didn't recoil from those creepy cat rescuers. Or turn away from those pictures of the starving children. She didn't even cringe when that homeless man licked her arm.
Dan: Well she might be used to weird guys licking her.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Serena: Even though you may regret entering my world, at least you've developed terrific social espionage skills.
Dan: Well as they say, adapt or die.
 • Rating: Unrated

Dan: Trying to get me to talk about it like it was this crushing blow, but I just got my life back. I want to enjoy it now, you know?
 • Rating: Unrated

Dan: Well I'm sure you heard that Milo's not mine. Georgina took him back.
 • Rating: Unrated

Chuck: [on Eva] She cared for me before she knew who I was.
 • Rating: Unrated

Chuck: Eva, what's going on?
Eva: I needed the money for a friend.
Blair: That weak excuse might have worked in the former Vichy Republic, but Chuck and I are savvy New Yorkers.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Nate: [to Chuck] Philanthropy? It's nice to see you ... nice.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Chuck: Petroleum apocalypse, the education crisis, poverty, disease. Not to mention the recession. It seems outside my Bassian bubble the world is a pretty screwed up place.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Serena: Fine. You know what? I will stay away from Nate and Dan. But you have to stay away from Chuck and Eva. No plotting. No meddling. No Blair Waldorfing.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Dorota: How can she even see time through all that sparkly?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Blair: Chuck gave Eva a limited edition Baignoire Cartier watch. Gossip Girl even has a whole thread where people can guess how much it costs.
 • Rating: 4.5 / 5.0

Dorota: Sorry, Miss Blair. No papers today. I think maybe 8H steal them again.
Blair: Dorota. We both know it was you, not Susan Lucci, who took my papers. But there's no point. It's all over the Internet.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 4 Episode 3: "The Undergraduates"

Gossip Girl: Trouble is moving in, and it's looking to make the Upper East Side its bitch.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Dan: But this is all just a cover because you're really a Russian spy like those women in Westchester.
Georgina: No, I mean not that I wasn't approached, because I was.
 • Rating: Unrated

Gossip Girl: If [Georgina's] flown the coop, who's cleaning up her baby's poop?
 • Rating: 2.0 / 5.0

Juliet: The girls all want to borrow your clothes, and the boys all want to take them off.
Blair: Thank you for the warning on both counts.
 • Rating: 4.5 / 5.0

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