Gossip Girl

Gossip Girl Season 4 Quotes (Page 34)

Season 4 Episode 3: "The Undergraduates"

Serena: Did you just get a key?
Girl: Yep. And my mom said I'd never get in unless I lost 10 pounds. She's a bitch.
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Blair: [to Eva] Oh, and if I were you, I'd accessorize with some gloves. Not even a manicure can disguise those peasant hands.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Eva: Everything's so different, I keep wanting to call [Chuck] Henry.
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Chuck (to Nate): "It's a long story but it has a happy ending."
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Blair: Their membership is so restricted it makes Soho House look like a halfway house.
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Blair: How is my first day at Columbia supposed to matter if Gossip Girl isn't around to tell people it does?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Chuck: You didn't leave.
Eva: I'm not going to lie. It was hard to hear the things you've done. But I've seen the man you can be. I choose to believe in that man.
Chuck: Come on, let's meet my family.
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Lily: I love you Charles. And if Eva is everything you say she is, I think she will too.
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Dan: I'm truly glad that you've gotten your priorities straightened out here, but there is no way that I'm letting you take this child.
Georgina: I'm sorry Dan, but it's not your choice. He's not your son.
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Juliet: Whatever twisted frenemy-slash-ex-boyfriend situation you have going on, Serena, it has nothing to do with me. I told you that the alumni committee makes the decisions—
Serena: You seriously thought we wouldn't know anyone on the committee?
Juliet: You can't. That's the secret part of a secret committee.
Lily: Unless the keymaster misbehaves. Half of the board members of Bass Industries are alumni. One phonecall confirmed the obvious. That Serena has always been at the top of the list. Congratulations darling. to Juliet: Key please.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Gossip Girl: They say old habits die hard, but when it comes to Serena and Blair, old jealousies die harder.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Blair: This isn't a conspiracy, Serena. Face it. Hamilton House just didn't want you.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Chuck: I'm sorry for what happened with Jenny. She was in a bad place; I could have helped her, instead I just used her pain for my own self-destruction.
Lily: Thank you for the apology. And welcome home. Please don't disappear again.
Chuck: I don't intend to. I just hope everyone's as relieved to see me as you are.
Lily: Well let's not ask for too much right off the bat, shall we?
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Serena: Wow. And I thought college was going to be different from high school.
Blair: Who'd want that?
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Rufus: I'm dreading this. As much as the truth might be a relief it's also the toughest thing he'll ever have to face.
Lily: Well just be prepared. Who knows how he'll react. He may not even believe you.
Rufus: Genetics don't lie, even though some doctors who administer paternity tests do.
 • Rating: Unrated

Blair: The good thing about no Gossip Girl: no Chuck. What about you? You're the one who has to start college with an ex-boyfriend loose on campus.
Serena: Oh there won't be any issues. Nate and I are still friends even if he is dating some gorgeous blonde named Juliet.
Blair: Oh, please. You are Serena van der Woodsen. We've been on campus what, five minutes? I bet there's already a frat house filled with guys fighting over you. And don't worry, my jealousy issues are as over as... surf fabrics for evening wear. And besides, we're carrying on our divide and conquer strategy from Paris.
Serena: But where will our neutral meeting ground be? Hot & Crusty will not possibly do after Café Louie Phillippe.
Blair: But Hamilton House will.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Blair: Chuck will soon realize that it doesn't matter if the dress is couture if the girl is off the rack. And then, as with all things that don't fit, you'll be sent back to where you came from.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 4 Episode 2: "Double Identity"

Blair: I could care less about his Bassets and probably he's filtering his assets through some foreign government so I won't know.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Blair: I don't love you anymore. But it takes more than even you to destroy a Blair Waldorf.
 • Rating: 4.9 / 5.0

Gossip Girl: With Dan spotted kissing Vanessa and Nate's early morning coffees with a new blonde, it looks like the odds makers have taken a beating. Serena van der Woodsen will be walking onto Columbia's campus single. This poll is now closed. And nobody won.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

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