Lily: Dan. This party doesn't seem like your speed.
Dan: Are you kidding. There are actually beers behind the bar I can pronounce.

Russell Thorpe: Raina never lies. It's her best quality.
Chuck: I highly doubt that.

Lily: Why aren't you dressed?
Eric: Uh... shirt, pants. Yeah, I'm dressed.
Lily: Look, I know you disapprove of me, but can't you please do so in a tuxedo?

Lily: I wish we didn't have to go, but...
Rufus: But nothing. According to this invitation it's going to be a "wing-ding" ...

Serena: You didn't know him. He was a good man before all this happened.
Blair: They're all good men before something happens to them, S. Some of them stay good. No matter how they're treated.
Serena: I thought you hated Dan.
Blair: I do. So very much.

The important thing is that you believe me when I tell you I don't want your father's legacy to die. I'm trying to save what's left of it.


Serena: We have her.
Chuck: You want to make the call or should I?
Serena: No. Later. In person.
Chuck: I like the way you think, mom.

Serena: All I have in my pile are divorce papers, jewelry and artful nudes of my mother in her groupie days.
Chuck: Swap piles?

Serena: And who do we say you are, my son?
Chuck: Is it weird hearing you say that actually turns me on?
Serena: This better be worth the therapy.

Eleanor: Well, perhaps it might be more efficient for you to have your own assignment rather than accompanying me.
Blair: Even better! Why not—
Eleanor: Patty Blagojevich.
Blair: I'm going to assume that that noise was a sneeze and that you meant to say Indra Nooyi.

Blair: I told you that it was just one movie on one lonely holiday break. That's it.
Dan: No, I'm here to see Serena.
Blair: Oh. Well. She's not here to see you. Shocker.
Dan: Where is she?
Blair: Ah, she's off scheming with Chuck. Disguises are involved. It can't end well.

Blair: What are you doing here?
Dan: Hello to you too.

Gossip Girl Season 4 Quotes

Chuck: There's a difference between a great love and the right love. I left the Empire State Building last year after two minutes when you didn't show. Louis waited all night. This is your chance at happiness. You think you shouldn't want it 'cause you've never had it and it scares you. But you deserve your fairytale.
Blair: We make our own fairytales.
Chuck: Only when we have to.

Chuck: You really love him, don't you?
Blair: Yes. But not like I love you. Louis and I, it's different. It's lighter, more simple. He makes me happy.
Chuck: And I don't?
Blair: What we have is a great love. It's complicated. Intense. All-consuming. No matter what we do and how much we fight, it'll always pull us in. What's mere happiness in the face of all that, right?