Dan: Hey, what are we doing here?
Serena: Just, one more minute.
Dan: No. No more minutes.

Eleanor: I can't believe your nerve! What were you planning to do? Lobby Ms. Nooyi for a job in the changing room?
Blair: No. I was going to wait until after. Meetings in underwear tend not to be taken seriously.

Dan, when you see Serena please tell her to stop whatever it is she's planning on doing before she destroys our family.

Lily

Lily: Dan. This party doesn't seem like your speed.
Dan: Are you kidding. There are actually beers behind the bar I can pronounce.

Russell Thorpe: Raina never lies. It's her best quality.
Chuck: I highly doubt that.

Lily: Why aren't you dressed?
Eric: Uh... shirt, pants. Yeah, I'm dressed.
Lily: Look, I know you disapprove of me, but can't you please do so in a tuxedo?

Lily: I wish we didn't have to go, but...
Rufus: But nothing. According to this invitation it's going to be a "wing-ding" ...

Serena: You didn't know him. He was a good man before all this happened.
Blair: They're all good men before something happens to them, S. Some of them stay good. No matter how they're treated.
Serena: I thought you hated Dan.
Blair: I do. So very much.

The important thing is that you believe me when I tell you I don't want your father's legacy to die. I'm trying to save what's left of it.

Lily

Serena: We have her.
Chuck: You want to make the call or should I?
Serena: No. Later. In person.
Chuck: I like the way you think, mom.

Serena: All I have in my pile are divorce papers, jewelry and artful nudes of my mother in her groupie days.
Chuck: Swap piles?

Serena: And who do we say you are, my son?
Chuck: Is it weird hearing you say that actually turns me on?
Serena: This better be worth the therapy.

Gossip Girl Season 4 Quotes

Serena: So what does it say about Chuck?
Blair: I couldn't be less interested. Serena gives her a look. No new posts. He's been MIA since he left town this spring.
Serena: What does it say about us?
Blair: "Ooh la la! Paris is burning and Serena and Blair lit the match." Of course your flame is hotter than mine. Everyone knows that the only guy who's been in my pants all summer is the tailor at Pierre Balmain.
Serena: And whose fault is that? B, just as many guys have flirted with you. I just happen to have a thing for French waiters.
Blair: And bartenders. And museum docents. Anyone on a Vespa or bicycle. Or wearing Zadig & Voltaire.

Serena: Blair what are you doing? We said we wouldn't check Gossip Girl all summer.
Blair: Summer's almost over.