Gossip Girl Season 4 Quotes
Blair: Is the pedal to the metal? Because I swear if I shove my feet through the floor I could run faster. At least there's no radio so I'm spared your horrid taste in music. I think we were supposed to turn there.
Dan: You know I'd tell you to stop being such a back seat driver but how can you be one when you don't even know how to drive.
Blair: I offered to get us a car service. Professional driver, comfortable seats, champagne!
Dan: We're on a mission here.
Dan: So. Juliet dressed up like Serena at Saints & Sinners to destroy her relationships with me and Nate.
Blair: And enlist Vanessa and Jenny to mess with me.
Dan: Which is devious and pathetic, but let's face it, around here it's just another Saturday night.
You can't show up at a masked ball and not expect at least one social climbing doppelganger to try and impersonate you.
Blair
She wants you all to think she's the perfect host and mother and wife, but the truth is she's a selfish liar who will destroy anyone that gets in her way.
Serena
[to Dan] Maybe you just want to think that, because it's easier than the truth.
Nate
[in her note to Chuck] Just because we can't be friends doesn't mean we aren't.
Blair
Blair: I need the shearling. Do you want me to freeze?
Dorota: Yes, I want you to freeze.
Come together. Right now. XOXO, Gossip Girl
Dan: Aren't I about the last person you want helping you?
Blair: You love Serena, don't you? So. We have something in common. So what do you say we find the bitch and get us some frontier justice.
[to Dan] I owe you an apology. Juliet may have been behind Serena's overdose. And I have no intention of letting it go unavenged. I need your help to find her and extract a confession. You in?
Blair
Jenny: I thought I could change and I didn't. So I think the best thing for me to do is go. And stay gone.
Blair: Thanksgiving without Jenny Humphrey. What fun would that be?
Blair: Are you willing to go double agent? Help me bring Juliet down?
Jenny: I wish I could. But you were right in banishing me.
