Blair: Why aren't you excited for me? You know how much I love Paris in Autumn.
Dorota: With everything that's happened with Mr. Chuck and Miss Serena I also know that you want to get out of the Dodge.
Blair: "Out of Dodge." It's a place not a pick-up truck.

Thanksgiving, my favorite holiday. As always I'll be spending it giving thanks for the bounty of secrets I've harvested from you this year. But leave a place for me at your table. I'll be back for just desserts.

Your daughter wakes up alone, drugged in an empty motel room, and you don't call the cops? You don't ask if she's OK or what happened? You just have her committed? What kind of mother does that?

Serena

[to Dorota] I see your brain trying to translate the implications from Polish.

Blair

Relax, man, girls know that when a guy says that during it doesn't mean 'I love you,' it means 'I love having sex with you.'

Nate

As long as I'm with you, I'm Hillary in the White House. And I want to be Hillary, Secretary of State. Except with better hair.

Blair

[to Eric] You're my little brother. You're not enough.

Serena

Mister Chuck not seem like a 'blurter.'

Dorota

Vanessa? You really need to start showing more initiative. Jenny's carrying you on this thing.

Juliet

Chuck: Nothing like a friendly benefit to start a day of meetings about getting the Empire back on top.
Blair: You do thrive in that position. I'm sure your Black and White ball for the hotel association will remind them of that.

Dan: Don't think this means I've been calling out your name in my sleep.
Nate: I haven't been writing Mrs. Dan Humphrey in my notebook.

Chuck: Look at Brad and Angelina. They take turns on top!
Blair: But Angelina won an Oscar first.

Gossip Girl Season 4 Quotes

Serena: Did you just get a key?
Girl: Yep. And my mom said I'd never get in unless I lost 10 pounds. She's a bitch.

Chuck: You don't have to be powerful on your own first. We can build our futures together.
Blair: The saddest part is that I'd come to the same conclusion. But now that I know I'm ready I realize you're not. I mean, after everything you went through—Prague, Eva, Russell—that maybe you'd changed. Who was kidding.
Chuck: Don't say that.
Blair: You have years before you're capable of a real relationship. If you ever will be. I'm sorry Chuck.