Gossip Girl

Gossip Girl Season 5 Quotes (Page 11)

Season 5 Episode 7: "The Big Sleep No More"

Gossip Girl: Lock your windows, Upper East Siders. Looks like Serena's cuckoo cousin Charlie is off her meds again. And about to jump to her own conclusion.
 • Rating: Unrated

Nate: So I don't get it, you kissed Blair so she'd think you hadn't changed?
Chuck: The only way for Blair to move on is if she thinks I never will. I had to kiss her to set her free.
Nate: That may be the most selfless thing you've ever done.
Chuck: I've never been more good and less happy about it.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Gossip Girl: All masks eventually have to come off, and with them so do the gloves.
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Max: I'm not going to drop everything because you tell me to, Ivy. You walked out on me.
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Dan: It was one thing to feel like my book wasn't exactly appreciated in the Upper East Side—I expected that—but then the readings on the tour, they were less and less full. In Hartford I think like ten people showed up, and half of them were there to get out of the rain. My book is a failure, Dad. I'm a failure.
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Diana: This is exactly why we need to work together on your blog. So Gossip Girl loses her power.
Serena: Or I just develop a thicker skin.
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Gossip Girl: It's been the performance of a lifetime for Cousin Charlie. But tonight it looks like it might just be the final curtain.
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Blair: Do you remember when we used to play dress-up?
Chuck: How could I forget. Though I didn't think this was your kind of entertainment anymore.
 • Rating: 3.0 / 5.0

Nate: Why don't you go find the witches. They're awesome. And I think I see Lady Macbeth.
 • Rating: Unrated

Dorota: You really think pillows under covers trick me? You lumpier now!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Gossip Girl: Seems the play's the thing tonight. But watch out, players. You might be the ones getting played.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Serena: B. Whatever you're thinking, stop. Just work on your relationship with Louis. And let Chuck work on himself.
 • Rating: Unrated

Serena: Why are you looking for Chuck?
Blair: I have no choice! He's trying to destroy my relationship with Louis because he knows it's vulnerable.
Serena: I'm pretty sure the only war Chuck is waging is with his own demons.
 • Rating: Unrated

Chuck: Maybe we're maturing too fast.
Nate: Which is why you're back to playing Phantom of the Opera sex games?
 • Rating: Unrated

Diana: Are you purposefully trying to make a fool of me?
Charlie: I told you, it was an emergency.
Diana: To hide from Max, your mysteriously reappeared ex. And do you think it seems a tad convenient that the only way to do that was to snog Nate?
Charlie: Look I don't know why Max is here. But if he finds me I could lose everything.
 • Rating: Unrated

Gossip Girl: Uh oh, Charlie. Looks like you've stayed in character all too well. Too bad there's always an understudy waiting in the wings for you to slip and fall.
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Max: So when girls like you say lunch they really mean clothes?
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Rufus: I know Dan. It's not like him to skip out on an obligation.
Lily: And I know you. What time would you like to leave for Boston?
Rufus: The Morris Miner's in the parking lot in Brooklyn. It'll be faster to drive.
 • Rating: Unrated

Charlie: Unless you want to get me fired, you need to stop talking to me.
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Blair: I can't rest until I can prove Chuck is still his satanic self. What do you think would be more effective, having his shirts pressed with too much starch or getting him served blended Scotch at the Empire bar?
Dorota: What is test testing exactly?
Blair: We'll be there—in clever disguises of course—to see him eviscerate the dry cleaner. Or fire the bartender. Thus proving that he's only pretending to be magnanimous when I'll be there or see it in the press.
Dorota: You sure you not just do this because you and Prince Louis not in a good place right now?
 • Rating: Unrated

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