Gossip Girl Season 5 Quotes
You saw Gossip Girl. You want to reimburse me for my new phone 'cause I'm assuming it's you that took the old one?
Blair
Do you want to come with me to the Shepherd's divorce party tonight? I should have known that marriage was doomed when Serena banged my boyfriend at the reception.
Blair
"This new romance with Dan is fun. But is cultural stimulation enough? What if I never love anyone more than I love Chuck?" Looks like someone forgot a "D" at the end of that word. Guess we just answered who's in Blair's heart. Question is, is there room for two?
Blair: Status report. Penelope. Social suicide watch?
Penelope: The Met's not gonna be happy.
Blair: Make a donation. Also include the ballet, opera. Skip MoMa. Tim Burton isn't art. I stand by that statement.
Bart: Deceiving you was the only way to keep you and Chuck safe.
Lily: If I had known maybe we could have done things differently.
Bart: You mean you would have come with me? Please. You were getting ready to leave me for Rufus.
Lily: I'm sorry for that. I should have had more respect for our marriage. What about Charles? I mean his thinking you were dead was hell for him.
Bart: He got through it though. With your help. He told me about the adoption, Lily. I owe you everything for that.
Lily: Charles is family. And even with you back he's mine too.
One of Lily's marriages has to be annulled. I need to make sure it's not mine.
Rufus
Just be the bigger person and don't read any of them. Stay off Gossip Girl, okay?
Serena
Penelope: Why should we help you when you called us "back of house"?
Jessica: That was you. She says my hair's as thick as Jessica Simpson's.
Kati: That says "head."
Blair: You should be grateful that your names are mentioned at all. That guy spent one week with Marilyn and he is still living off the royalties.
Pages with foot in mouth already marked from K to six.
Dorota
Lola: I got a job as a swing in the touring company of Wicked.
Nate: Swing. What's that? Like a tart or a prop?
Lola: It's like an understudy but for a lot of characters. Not exactly my dream but with my mom in jail it solves my housing problem.
Blair: Dorota! We need to find every damning thing I ever wrote. So we can be proactive about damage control.
Dorota: Every damning thing since grade school is a lot of damning.
Blair: Do you want to steam laundry in Siberia? Mobilize the troops!
Blair: It's bad enough you read my diary, but to publicly expose my naked thoughts is unconscionable.
Serena: B, I was never going to publish them. I just wanted to know I could. I was upset about you and Dan. And I'm so sorry. I never thought Gossip Girl would steal my computer with everything on it.
Blair: Well I took Dan's phone so he wouldn't see anything but I'm just postponing the inevitable if she keeps releasing pages.
Serena: I wouldn't worry about Dan. He's a writer. He knows that diaries are all about exploring thoughts. Like all those terrible things you said about me. That's not how you really feel.
Blair: It is now.
