Gossip Girl

Gossip Girl Season 5 Quotes (Page 21)

Season 5 Episode 3: "The Jewel of Denial"

Gossip Girl: They say freedom comes at a price. Better watch out, Charlie. I think you're going to be the one footing this bill.
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Rufus: I just got the call. You are officially a free woman.
Lily: Oh my god, Rufus. Is this for real?
Rufus: One hundred percent. Your ankle monitor was deactivated an hour ago.
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Gossip Girl: How about it, Charlie? One last Cinderella moment before you turn into a bumpkin.
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Blair: Mention that name and you'll be exiled and forced to work in someplace terrible. Like the Upper West Side! And you know what happens to housekeepers there.
Dorota: Zabar Zombies.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Nate: I came to work for you so I could establish myself outside of my family's influence. Now if this is just some big joke to you I might as well take an internship that looks good on my resumé.
Diana: This is no joke. And I'm sorry if I made you feel that way.
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Gossip Girl: Spotted: Chuck Bass sending this sweet guy off to the pound. We always knew Bass was one sick puppy.
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Gossip Girl: Poor Lonely Boy. You just learned the true meaning of publish or perish.
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Gossip Girl: Sorry, Charlie. But it looks like your Upper East Side dream just turned into a nightmare.
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Serena: Mom, I saw her myself. She's fine. I promise.
Lily: Well that's not for you to decide. Carol is her mother and I'm not going to participate in deceiving her.
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Blair: I can't face the press if I've just heard unsettling news. I need to look like Grace Kelly, not Grace Cottington.
Dan: I have to manage some business of my own, but go do your interview. I'll meet you back at your apartment.
Blair: That is much more civilized. Unlike your hair, Humphrey. You look like a muppet.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Blair: The results of this test could alter the course of my life. You want me to face that in front of pigeons and street vendors?
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Gossip Girl: Turns out that the rumored UES novel is fact, not fiction. And I have the inside scoop on who the author is. Patience, pets. Your answer's coming.
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Shapiro: Have you seen what's on the bestseller list? Unless you're friends with Rizzoli and Isles or related to a bounty hunter, no one will give a crap about your world.
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Noah Shapiro: So Dan Humphrey wrote an actual novel. And I was convinced you'd remain an epic disappointment.
Dan: Well I never intended to publish it.
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Dorota: I must say, best part of pregnancy is knowing who father is.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Blair: You're back! I thought I'd lost you to the land of pole-dancing classes and gluten-free foods.
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Chuck: You do know this is not the kind of job you should get at a chick from a Hollywood party.
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Chuck: I suffer through mediocre sex with an editor's assistant to find out who's publishing your book and this is how you thank me?
Dan: Chuck, you felt nothing after Field of Dreams. So I'm taking it to the next level. If that movie can't make you feel, maybe this little guy can.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Charlie: What about Blair or Dan or... everyone else. I don't think they'll be thrilled to find out the psychotic freak is back in town.
Serena: Please. This place is a mecca for psychotic freaks. Everyone goes off the rails at some point around here. It's practically a rite of passage on the Upper East Side. It's our version of a Bar Mitzvah.
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Serena: Woah. That is not the look of a girl in an Empire state of mind.
Charlie: Last week at Grandma's was great, but I don't know. I think it was a mistake to come back.
Serena: Stop worrying about your mom. Cece won't tell a soul you're here.
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