Gossip Girl

Gossip Girl Season 5 Quotes (Page 23)

Season 5 Episode 2: "Beauty and the Feast"

Blair: Beatrice. You have to understand, it's still so early. I didn't want to get Louis' hopes up if things weren't okay. I was going to tell him.
Louis: What were you going to tell me?
Beatrice: About her wonderful idea, Louis.
Blair: I have so many.
Dan: Mmm.
 • Rating: Unrated

Gossip Girl: While one mother's life leads her to Heaven, another's is going straight to Hell in a Moses basket.
 • Rating: Unrated

Dan: Blair, this isn't a joke. We are not leaving this room until you agree to get help.
Blair: I don't need help. I'm not bulimic. I'm pregnant.
 • Rating: Unrated

Blair: Now you're going to be sorry you didn't guard.
Dan: Woah. You're gonna go? With me in here? I'm not sure our friendship can handle that.
Blair: Friendship is a tenuous term. Now be a gentleman and run the water.
 • Rating: Unrated

Dan: I can't believe that I thought you changed last year. And since you didn't, Chuck is now going off the deep end trying to get your attention. Again.
Blair: No. Now that's where you're wrong. Whatever he's doing isn't about me. He was the who told me to marry Louis. And he meant it.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Dan: Blair, hey. Listen, I know you don't want to see me now, probably not ever. But I'm not here to cause problems. I can't say the same about Chuck. Have you seen him?
Blair: Walk with me.
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Gossip Girl: A kiss is just a kiss.
Chuck: That hurt? Wish I could feel it.
Gossip Girl: Poor Lonely Boy. Even on the outer boroughs of love.
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Doctor: I have a hard time believing anyone has that high a threshold for pain.
Nate: Yeah, well he's probably self-medicating.
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Blair: I don't understand. How am I to become an icon of style and taste if I can only where a burkha?
Princess Beatrice: I'm sorry, the dress code is mandated.
Blair: So you get to be Balmain and I get to be Barbara Bush?
 • Rating: Unrated

Charlie/Ivy: I get that working for this producer is a huge opportunity, but what about Columbia?
Serena: Well I'm taking this semester off and I'll see how things go after that. My only issue is living with Cece. Last night at 2am her bridge game turned brutal.
 • Rating: Unrated

Dan: I was wondering if you could share some of your bank-breaking secrets with me.
Serena: Well I thought you did all of your scheming with Blair.
Dan: No, she's not speaking to me.
 • Rating: Unrated

Nate: I just can't stop thinking about that woman from LA.
Chuck: It's understandable, given your mother issues.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Blair: Are you sure this doctor is reputable? Your prenatal care is imperative.
Dorota: You never care about my womb before.
 • Rating: Unrated

Gossip Girl: Rise and shine, Upper East Siders. It's time for your annual checkup. Lucky for you, doctors take their confidentiality seriously around here.
 • Rating: Unrated

Blair: What if i lose everything?
Dan: You'll still have me.
 • Rating: 4.8 / 5.0

Dan: Treatment involves trying to make the patient feel again.
Chuck: That's what I was doing before you showed up.
Dan: Well, how about instead of pain, you try to feel good things? I could tickle you.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Dorota: Miss Blair digest everything now.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Dorota: Saltines only thing I eat for months with Ana.
Blair: It's not the same. Your people were bred to work through these conditions and give birth in a field.
Dorota: No fields in Krakow. And I have birthing suite in Lenox Hill.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Nate (to Dan): I was going to ask how your summer's going, but since you're with Chuck, I'm guessing the answer's probably, "Weird."
Dan: Oh, it gets weirder.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Max: [to Charlie] I don't want to end up like everybody else who comes to LA with dreams, only to find out that LA is where dreams come to die. Or you get those weird lips everyone has here.
 • Rating: 4.5 / 5.0

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