Nate: Listen, if we launch now everyone will know she's talking about you.
Diana: Not necessarily.
Nate: No, it's too big of a risk.

Imitation might be the sincerest form of flattery, but stealing is an outright crime. And that's what a new rival has committed when cell phones disappeared and reappeared at the Jenny Packham show.

Chuck: Humphrey, I'm feeling like my old self again.
Dan: Me too. Although not in a good way. I really thought the days of everyone turning their backs on me were over.
Chuck: Well, at last this time it's because they hate you and not because they don't know you exist. Be patient. Soon your literary misdeeds will be forgotten.

I have to say, when you asked me where you could buy vintage magazines this isn't what I thought you were talking about.

Chuck

Lily: You know the only way you're going to get out of this funk is to sit down and listen to what he has to say.
Rufus: I'm not ready yet.

Rufus: I'll make dinner tonight and we can hear all about your first day.
Lily: You don't want to go to the break fast at the Waldorf's?
Rufus: Not really in the mood.
Lily: Oh. Isn't that ironic. The state lifts my house arrest and you lock yourself up.

Blair: Thank you for keeping my secret.
Beatrice: What are sisters for.

Sophie: Alors. La nouvelle?
Blair: We're going to have a baby.
Eleanor: A baby?! You're still in college!
Blair: Mother.
Cyrus: How wonderful!
Eleanor: Wonderful? It's a— wonderful... surprise. What is the record for youngest grandmother on the Upper East Side? Cyrus, I don't think I'm going to be able to make it to sundown without eating.
Sophie: I am thrilled without reservation! As long as the baby is born after you are married of course. The last thing this family needs is another bastard.

Cyrus: Well whatever it is, I'm just so thrilled that it's happening on Yom Kippur. And I hope the two of you will stay to break the fast with us. As I recall you're quite fond of smoked salmon.
Sophie: I am! And we would love to.

Cyrus: Ah, Princess Sophie! Beatrice. Welcome. So lovely to see you both again.
Eleanor: We couldn't be happier.
Princess Sophie: Cyrus. You are still a hugger, I hope.
Cyrus: Is a Northern spotted owl still a predator!

The site goes live in 20!

Diana

Serena: Hey. Jane.
Jane: Did you lock up the film option for Dan's book yet.
Serena: No, I just finished reading it unfortunately.
Jane: Need I remind you this is your chance to make up for blowing the Daniel Day Lewis deal.
Serena: No reminder necessary. I'm on it.

Gossip Girl Season 5 Quotes

Even Blair Waldorf can not bend DNA to her will.

Dan

Dan: Do you really want to spend the entire summer with me in Rome? Chuck's dad is alive. That is going to change his world deeply.
Blair: His, yes. But not mine.