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Greek "All About Beav" Quotes

Beaver: You're my favorite lady that I've never had sex with.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Catherine: I only came out tonight because I feared I might have a panic attack if I didn't lay off a little steam.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Cappie: Evan is Lord of the Douche.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Rebecca: I have somehow become the girl who depends on the guy for happiness.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Rebecca: I forgot how good you cleaned up.
Cappie: And I remembered you don't wear underwear with that dress.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Beaver: I gave her the hemlock.
 • Rating: Unrated

Ashleigh: I don't know. When you're with someone who doesn't believe in you, you end up not believing in yourself. What kind of relationship is that?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Cappie: Thank you Shake Weight for Men!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Cappie: Go on. Lead a real important law douche life. Law Douche!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Ashleigh: Everybody cares about the flashy stuff.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

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