You're my favorite lady that I've never had sex with.

Beaver

I only came out tonight because I feared I might have a panic attack if I didn't lay off a little steam.

Catherine

Evan is Lord of the Douche.

Cappie

I have somehow become the girl who depends on the guy for happiness.

Rebecca

Rebecca: I forgot how good you cleaned up.
Cappie: And I remembered you don't wear underwear with that dress.

I gave her the hemlock.

Beaver

I don't know. When you're with someone who doesn't believe in you, you end up not believing in yourself. What kind of relationship is that?

Ashleigh

Thank you Shake Weight for Men!

Cappie

Go on. Lead a real important law douche life. Law Douche!

Cappie
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