I just want to say I'm sorry for everything, especially for nice hat.


Cappie: I didn't want things to end or change. Im scared I'm going to lose her.
Rusty: Cap, you are losing her. Forever.

Rebecca: You are not a ZBZ, you are definitely not our rent boy. They're never gonna see you like that. You're basically one of the girls, except we're pretty and thin.
Dale: You did not just call me fat.
Rebecca: Oh yes I did.
Dale: Well you know what? I can diet, but you will always be ugly on the inside.

It's killing me to imagine not having my sister around. How is it not killing you?


This was the worst summer of my life. Our breakup crushed me.


If elected, I promise to get you all laid.


You changed my entire life with one sentence. And if you're going to challenge my integrity, I would appreciate it if you showed some yourself.


Casey: Are you running against Cappie for me or because you really want to be president?
Rusty: I'd say both.
Casey: Well then good luck.

Not everyone loves Casey Cartwright? Shocker.

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