Greek Season 3 Quotes
Hey, 80s rom-com dating is never easy. You might have to give your underwear to a nerd, you might have to dress up as a guy then fall for your best guy friend who thinks that you're a guy, and this was all before people were allowed to be gay in movies, and then on top of it all, your parents forget your birthday!
Ashleigh
Schooled in manly dignity by a guy in purple leather.
Evan
So here we are again. You want me to change and I don't want to.
Cappie
Calvin: Wow, who knew Rebecca was such a minimalist.
Evan: Yeah, well you know when you have no soul you don't crave the comfort of sentimental knick-knacks.
Some love stories are short stories, but they are love stories all the same.
April
Cappie: Spitter, do you know what Mardi Gras is?
Rusty: It's French for Fat Tuesday which is a culmination of a carnival period beginning with the Twelfth Night.
Cappie: Wrong, it's a time when we try to get girls to show us their boobs for beads.
(To Rusty) I think you are a great person and we have had one relatively successful date. And I do not want to go to Yale a virgin, so I have decided to lose my virginity to you, tonight, if you are amenable.
Katherine
Being here at school is like Mardi Gras and the rest of life is like Lent, right? You gotta get it all out before you give it all up.
Cappie
Not only do I have a chance to be her first, I'm guaranteed to be her best.
Rusty
Calvin: What would you say if I told you I knew of a way for you to make a whole lot of money for one night's work?
Evan: I'd say you want to harvest my organs.
Calvin: No, Gentleman's Choice needs a little extra help tonight.
Evan: Oh, you want to harvest THAT organ.
No expectations? Are you two crazy? She's had 21 years to build up her expectations! And she's not some normal girl who only learns about sex from teen vampire movies. We're talking about Katherine. You're competing with Robert Pattinson AND Lady Chaterlee's Lover.
Casey
Maybe some people should be around your entire life, and other should just make an appearance.
Casey
